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So you think you've met a redneck.

Started by Sidoh, January 02, 2006, 10:47:09 PM

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Nate

I have an essay like that somewhere, i found it open on a computer in one of the computer labs at my school.  It is almost a page long, has 1 period(not even in the right place), about 50 spelling errors and made an unintelligable argument that seemed to be supported by fake facts.

Sidoh

Quote from: OG Trust on January 05, 2006, 06:20:33 AM
Wait do you know this person?

He goes to my school.  I don't know him that well, but I could identify him if I was asked to.  He's horribly lost in the game of life.  He thinks being a redneck is going to make him rich/famous/liked.

Quote from: Deuce on January 05, 2006, 04:40:11 PM
I won't lye, this essay is horrible.

Haha, very.  I should've taken a picture of the whole thing.

Quote from: Nate on January 05, 2006, 05:26:31 PM
I have an essay like that somewhere, i found it open on a computer in one of the computer labs at my school.  It is almost a page long, has 1 period(not even in the right place), about 50 spelling errors and made an unintelligable argument that seemed to be supported by fake facts.

Haha.  The reason that this is funny is because the kid is actually "proud" that he's a redneck; it's quite sad.


Sidoh

Quote from: OG Trust on January 05, 2006, 06:57:58 PM
howd you get this

Get this?  His class was assigned a project requiring you to complete a "body biography."  You drew yourself and then wrote an essay about you/your views on life.  They hung them up around the school/class room.  College Comp is in the same classroom that his class is in and I noticed his looked particularly... entertaining.  I read it and couldn't stop laughing.  I borrowed my friend's digital camera and had him upload the pictures on ospap.

Armin

Quote from: Sidoh on January 05, 2006, 06:25:24 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on January 05, 2006, 06:20:33 AM
Wait do you know this person?

He goes to my school.  I don't know him that well, but I could identify him if I was asked to.  He's horribly lost in the game of life.  He thinks being a redneck is going to make him rich/famous/liked.
Haha! That makes this like 100x better!
Hitmen: art is gay

Sidoh

Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on January 06, 2006, 12:26:33 AM
Haha! That makes this like 100x better!

Haha.  I'll try to "snipe" a picture of him or something tomorrow.  Maybe I can get a picture of his full essay too.

Armin

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were stalking this kid.
Hitmen: art is gay

Sidoh

Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on January 06, 2006, 01:22:28 AM
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were stalking this kid.

Maybe... but only for laughs.