Canadian Customs Sucks!

[Joe]

Took a while, but the modem got here. <3 teh Ron.

He also mailed me a draft + final copy of some essay. On the back:

E9783A Buckhorn Road
Reedsburg, WI
53959
USA

(I don't feel like writing you a letter, so I've included
a draft and a final copy of an essay. This is about the
5^th draft, and I was mostly trying to get rid of
"passive voice" stuff.

Enjoy!
Ron

He rocks.

EDIT -
I just noticed this. He forgot to close his parenthesis. =p

[iago]

You'll get over it :P

A+ 100% on that essay.

[Hdx]

What was the essay?
~-~(HDX)~-~

[Joe]

Ronald Bowes 6793026 (what does that mean anyhow? =p)   <tab> Assignment 1

Petronius, the author of The Satyricon, is a mystery

and my attention span ends there. Something about Romans and Greeks, I guess.

[iago]

What was the essay?
~-~(HDX)~-~

It was on "the influences of Petronius".  Petronius is the author of the earliest surviving novel, The Satyricon.  It was written in the first century AD in Rome.  Petronius was probably a good friend of Nero's.  If you know anything about Nero, you'd know that Nero was pretty crazy. 

If you really care, feel free to read it.  It's not very exciting. 

And btw, 6793026 = my "student id number".  you can find a couple of my grades with a Google query. 

[Ergot]

Terrible scores for A1 -> A3 :\

[iago]

Shuttup, 74.343 sucked :(

[Ergot]

You're suppose to be a role-model :). Inspiring the younger generations :P.

[Hdx]

What was the essay?
~-~(HDX)~-~

It was on "the influences of Petronius".  Petronius is the author of the earliest surviving novel, The Satyricon.  It was written in the first century AD in Rome.  Petronius was probably a good friend of Nero's.  If you know anything about Nero, you'd know that Nero was pretty crazy. 

If you really care, feel free to read it.  It's not very exciting. 

exciting..no.
fun..yes.
good job, but a lil short, teachers here wont accept anything under 3 pages -.-
~-~(HDX)~-~

[iago]

I wish I could have made it longer.  In that class, he won't accept anything longer than a page.  He said "One piece of paper, single-spaced".  It's HARD to write an essay that short, I have so much more to say!  :(

[Blaze]

Canadian Customs don't suck.  It would be American Customs if it were coming into the US. :P

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^----- Failure at life

Feel free to send me letters iago.  50 cent stamp. :)

You guys are crazy, I have trouble writing more then one page... for almost anything.

[Krazed]

Canadian Customs don't suck.  It would be American Customs if it were coming into the US. :P

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^----- Failure at life

Feel free to send me letters iago.  50 cent stamp. :)

You guys are crazy, I have trouble writing more then one page... for almost anything.

I can write for days, I just suck at introductions and conclusions.  :(

[deadly7]

Canadian Customs don't suck.  It would be American Customs if it were coming into the US. :P

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^----- Failure at life

Feel free to send me letters iago.  50 cent stamp. :)

You guys are crazy, I have trouble writing more then one page... for almost anything.

When I was doing a paper that was supposed to be three pages double spaced, I hit that much [and more] single spaced with regular Times New Roman size 12. Pwned.

[iago]

Canadian Customs don't suck.  It would be American Customs if it were coming into the US. :P

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^----- Failure at life

Feel free to send me letters iago.  50 cent stamp. :)

You guys are crazy, I have trouble writing more then one page... for almost anything.

Luckily, I never marked that guy.  I checked my old lists :)

When I was doing a paper that was supposed to be three pages double spaced, I hit that much [and more] single spaced with regular Times New Roman size 12. Pwned.

You aren't very smart, are you? :P

[Sidoh]

You aren't very smart, are you? :P

Hahahah... owned