Translation Needed: Javascript -> Psuedo-code

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If anybody is able/willing, I'm in need of a translation since I don't know javascript
Thnx

[deadly7]

Generally following a statement like that you post the code..

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I'd rather it not be publicly discussed, but I'm publicly asking. If that makes any sense.

[Joe]

I'd rather it not be publicly discussed, but I'm publicly asking. If that makes any sense.

IM the code to me. Info @ right. I'll port it to VB, because I suck at pseudocode and VB sucks at life so VB is pseudocode.

[Sidoh]

VB sucks at life

That's the first thing that you've said in which I agree with in a long time.