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Started by iago, March 05, 2006, 12:57:36 PM

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Sidoh

Quote from: iago on March 30, 2006, 10:20:48 PM
How would you know?  The whole point is that you wouldn't.  That's like saying that I've never seen invisible aircraft.  THEY'RE INVISIBLE!!

I've seen one with my naked eyes (IIRC, Chuck Norris is the only other person who has).  They're visible in the Infrared spectrum, which my awesome eyes can see.

Quote from: iago on March 30, 2006, 10:20:48 PM
I'm upset that I've heard of both of those :(

HA!AHAHAHAH!! WOW HAS CORRUPTED iAGO!

deadly7

IAGO'S NAME IS PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT TO CAPITALIZE IF YOU'RE YELLING.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Sidoh


iago

Quote from: deadly7 on April 01, 2006, 02:35:02 PM
IAGO'S NAME IS PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT TO CAPITALIZE IF YOU'RE YELLING.

It is true.  When it's all capitalized, it's quite clear that it begins with a "i". 

iago

My parents are painting the room, and any day now it's going to get rebooted.  Just in case it happens by accident, I grabbed its uptime again:
root@gate:~# uptime
08:05:39 up 191 days, 20:24,  1 user,  load average: 0.04, 0.01, 0.00

I don't think it'll make it to 200 :(

Sidoh

Quote from: iago on April 07, 2006, 09:42:52 AM
My parents are painting the room, and any day now it's going to get rebooted.  Just in case it happens by accident, I grabbed its uptime again:
root@gate:~# uptime
08:05:39 up 191 days, 20:24,  1 user,  load average: 0.04, 0.01, 0.00

I don't think it'll make it to 200 :(

NOOOOooooOoooOOOOOOOOooOOOO!! iago, you need a UPS for that thing! ^_^

Newby

Quote from: iago on April 07, 2006, 09:42:52 AM
My parents are painting the room, and any day now it's going to get rebooted.  Just in case it happens by accident, I grabbed its uptime again:
root@gate:~# uptime
08:05:39 up 191 days, 20:24,  1 user,  load average: 0.04, 0.01, 0.00

I don't think it'll make it to 200 :(

Poor bastard. :(

I was near 90 again, and my room's carpet got cleaned, and the power cord fell out. Bastards!
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

iago

Well, I had to turn it off:

root@gate:~# cat bestuptime.txt
15:28:31 up 194 days,  3:47,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

*sniffle*

rabbit

I know there is a way to manually set your uptime to that so you can continue....

deadly7

Yeah but that'd be unethical.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

rabbit

It went off due to technical fault, first offense; no penalty.  Had the parental units NOT painted the room it would have remained on.

iago

Quote from: rabbit on April 09, 2006, 08:35:05 PM
It went off due to technical fault, first offense; no penalty.  Had the parental units NOT painted the room it would have remained on.
But it didn't, so it doesn't matter.  It was off, the uptime is gone.  There's nothing more to it. 

Incidentally, today's been a bad bad day for the server.  But it should be better from now on! :)

AntiVirus

Wow, that's still pretty impessive. :D  194 days.. Danm..  I can't even go past 20 days!!
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

iago

Quote from: AntiVirus on April 10, 2006, 12:13:52 PM
Wow, that's still pretty impessive. :D  194 days.. Danm..  I can't even go past 20 days!!

One word: Windows. :P

Sidoh

Quote from: iago on April 10, 2006, 02:43:47 PM
One word: Windows. :P

The workstation in our MDF that we use every day for hours on end has an uptime nearing 100 days.  It's a dual 350 MHz machine running XP (it's an old server).