Feanor Facts

[Feanor]

I will start you off:

Feanor once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Feanor can kill 100 percnet of whatever the fuck he wants.

Feanor doesnt read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Feanor sleeps with a night light. Not because Feanor is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Feanor.

If Feanor is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Feanor once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.

Feanor's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Feanor.

Feanor does not sleep. He waits.

Post your own!

[Super_X]

There are no disabled people, only people that have meat Feanor.
Feanor doesn't get wet, water gets Feanor.
If you see  feanor he sees you; if you don't see feanor you may be seconds away from death.
Feanor lost his virginity before his father.

[Sidoh]

When I hang Feanor in a public place, it will become obvious that he is but a mere mortal

Just kidding Feany. <3

[Joe]

Feanor invented the c-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb.
Feanor actually lives in a round house.
Feanor only drives a Mazda Miati so he can attract gay guys to roundhouse kick.
Feanor doesn't sleep. He waits.
There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of animals Feanor allows to live.
If Feanor ever sleeps with a man, it will not be because he's gay, but because there are no women left.
Tom Cruise claims to have slept with over 1,000 women in his lifetime. Feanor calls this a slow tuesday.

[rabbit]

Way to go to ChuckNorrisFacts.com, plagiarize, and then replace all instances of "Chuck Norris" with "Feanor."

[Joe]

Those were from memory, rabbit. And the Mazda Miata joke wasn't on ChuckNorrisFacts.com.

[GameSnake]

Rabbit is kinda right.. I browsed thru the Chuck Norris site an there was a few I found that were the same..

[Newby]

Rabbit is kinda right.. I browsed thru the Chuck Norris site an there was a few I found that were the same..

... lmao. No kidding?!

[GameSnake]

It's still pretty funny though.

[Joe]

Wow, rabbit and gamesnake just totally killed the mood in this thread.

[Sidoh]

Rabbit is kinda right.. I browsed thru the Chuck Norris site an there was a few I found that were the same..

[Blaze]

Rabbit is kinda right.. I browsed thru the Chuck Norris site an there was a few I found that were the same..

You sir, are an idiot.

[GameSnake]

WTF is the thread even about,  ChuckNorrisFacts or Feanor facts? Either way your stealing material.

[Sidoh]

WTF is the thread even about,  ChuckNorrisFacts or Feanor facts? Either way your stealing material.

It was clearly a joke; what, are you retarded?

[GameSnake]

I know, I got the joke.