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AIM Bot Job Offer
« on: April 08, 2006, 02:39:41 pm »
Details: Automated answering system, used for support/sales/information.
Offer: 200$USD or 1 Domain/3GB Diskspace/130GB Transfer for 2 years.
Misc: 2 weeks development time max; Good communication between you and I; AdvaHost, LLC will have Full Rights, Willing to sign a contractors agreement; Must be 18 or older(by providing me with a valid copy of your birth certificate); Resume or portfolio of past experiences and/or work. Must understand heuristics.

Contact Me:

Cell:570-335-4850
Email: jtndesigner@epix.net
AIM: JTN Designer
MSN: agentjeffbond@hotmail.com

Kind Regards,
Jeff
« Last Edit: April 08, 2006, 07:46:11 pm by JTN Designer »
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2006, 04:26:48 pm »
I'm already doing it.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2006, 04:52:33 pm »
Glad you found someone.  I don't have the time.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2006, 03:18:40 pm »
I have a question: why would you do business over AIM?

Most businesses block instant messaging networks (I know Microsoft does, anyhow. I tried to telnet to login.oscar.aol.com:5190 (or whatever the server is) on a kiosk machine at their HQ and it wouldn't let me). It would only make sense to do business over e-mail or at the very least, a live chat room (java applet perhaps?) on your server.

My two cents.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2006, 03:31:23 pm »
Oh, Teh User indicated that this guy wanted your birth certificate if you wanted to do this job.  Not exactly a bright idea.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2006, 03:48:40 pm »
I agree.  I'd never send my birth certificate over the internet to some guy I barely know. :P
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2006, 04:43:41 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on April 10, 2006, 03:48:40 pm
I agree.  I'd never send my birth certificate over the internet to some guy I barely know. :P

It may not be smart on your part, but he has to verify your age some way.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2006, 06:21:27 pm »
Quote from: Furious on April 10, 2006, 04:43:41 pm
It may not be smart on your part, but he has to verify your age some way.

Honestly, that's all I care about.  I don't give a shit if he needs to verify my age.  If he doesn't want to trust me, tough.  I'm not sending him my birth certificate. :P
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2006, 07:50:10 pm »
Quote from: Furious on April 10, 2006, 04:43:41 pm
Quote from: Sidoh on April 10, 2006, 03:48:40 pm
I agree.  I'd never send my birth certificate over the internet to some guy I barely know. :P

It may not be smart on your part, but he has to verify your age some way.
How about a driver's license?!?

I have never been asked for my birth certificate when applying for a job.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2006, 08:13:00 pm »
Quote from: MyndFyre[x86] on April 10, 2006, 07:50:10 pm
Quote from: Furious on April 10, 2006, 04:43:41 pm
Quote from: Sidoh on April 10, 2006, 03:48:40 pm
I agree.  I'd never send my birth certificate over the internet to some guy I barely know. :P

It may not be smart on your part, but he has to verify your age some way.
How about a driver's license?!?

I have never been asked for my birth certificate when applying for a job.

I've never applied for a job, but I'm pretty sure they ask for your SSN. They can get your birthday through that, I'd assume.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2006, 08:40:52 pm »
Drivers Licenses are pretty easy to produce fraudulently, especially when they can't be examined in person (it's hard to do when you're just recieving a scanned image of one).
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2006, 09:08:33 pm »
Quote from: Joe on April 10, 2006, 08:13:00 pm
I've never applied for a job, but I'm pretty sure they ask for your SSN. They can get your birthday through that, I'd assume.

They're not supposed to do anything with your social security number except verify that you're an eligible worker and pay taxes for you.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2006, 11:55:15 pm »
People fail to realize that you can get a scan of a driver's license or birth certificate and pass it off as your own, since an online user would not know what you look like (IE: DL picture) to compare, or even your name (either). I fail to see how a scan of a birth certificate would prove ANYTHING.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2006, 12:31:07 am »
Well, Quik, it would prove that you probably know how to use a scanner.
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Re: AIM Bot Job Offer
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2006, 01:14:24 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on April 11, 2006, 12:31:07 am
Well, Quik, it would prove that you probably know how to use a scanner.
Psh, I could photoshop a scanned-looking birth certificate from scratch.

If I even knew what mine looked like.  Maybe I would know what it looked like... if I'd ever HAD TO PRESENT IT AS ID.
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