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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2006, 11:38:26 pm »
dark_drake, as your advisor, I suggest you consider foreign tongues blasphemy.  As such, anyone who speaks in them should be promptly beheaded.
Technically, they aren't speaking them, so I'm okay with it; I can just scroll past it.  It's not like anything worthwhile was ever written or spoken in Spanish or French.
errr... something like that...

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2006, 11:44:31 pm »
Technically, they aren't speaking them, so I'm okay with it; I can just scroll past it.  It's not like anything worthwhile was ever written or spoken in Spanish or French.

What if your scroll wheel breaks?

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2006, 12:01:02 am »
Technically, they aren't speaking them, so I'm okay with it; I can just scroll past it.  It's not like anything worthwhile was ever written or spoken in Spanish or French.

What if your scroll wheel breaks?
There's more than one way to scroll.
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2006, 12:03:01 am »
There's more than one way to scroll.

Not when you're lazy.  I have a really hard time browsing the web without a scrollwheel.  It's like making me press "Alt + 032" instead of using a space bar. :P

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2006, 12:04:37 am »
There's more than one way to scroll.

Not when you're lazy.  I have a really hard time browsing the web without a scrollwheel.  It's like making me press "Alt + 032" instead of using a space bar. :P
Actually when I'm lazy I click drag as it's much faster to get to the bottom then endlessly using the scroll whell.
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And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2006, 12:10:28 am »
pag up/down & home/end keys pwn scroll whee

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2006, 12:12:37 am »
pag up/down & home/end keys pwn scroll whee

Filthy, corrupted lies.

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2006, 06:36:19 pm »
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How are you friends with someone but fail to know their name?
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2006, 01:43:17 pm »
My scroll wheel is broken, but I can still push in.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2006, 05:55:08 pm »
Wow Newby that's some choppy spanish. :D

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2006, 06:10:36 pm »
pag up/down & home/end keys pwn scroll whee

Filthy, corrupted lies.

A working scroll wheel is better than the page up/down and the home/end keys.  This is my judgement and, as such, is without contestation.
errr... something like that...

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2006, 06:21:00 pm »
pag up/down & home/end keys pwn scroll whee

A working scroll wheel is better than the page up/down and the home/end keys.  This is my judgement and, as such, is without contestation.

Told you so.

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2006, 09:31:51 pm »
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(19:22:15) Joe: i'm friends with two mexicans, david and some girl i don't know her name
How are you friends with someone but fail to know their name?

I'm only aquainted with the girl. The guy I'm friends with, though.

My scroll wheel is broken, but I can still push in.

O RLY?

Wow Newby that's some choppy spanish. :D

YA RLY.

A working scroll wheel is better than the page up/down and the home/end keys.  This is my judgement and, as such, is without contestation.

SRSLY? My page up and page down keys don't work in firefox.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2006, 09:42:50 pm »
SRSLY? My page up and page down keys don't work in firefox.

Are you questioning dark_drake's incontestable judgement?

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2006, 09:40:27 pm »
Wow Newby that's some choppy spanish. :D

YA RLY.

@ Warrior: clean it up for me. I'm pretty crappy with forming sentences, so I'm always willing to be corrected where I am lacking. As long as it's constructive (which brings me to..)

@ Joe: Shut the fuck up, you useless bag of flesh. You don't even know Spanish very well. Kill yourself.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT.