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Learner's permit test..

Started by Joe, June 12, 2006, 12:29:25 AM

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trust

We have to take a test (it's on a computer..but it'd be equivilant to a written test) that deals with signs (you have to get all signs...if you miss one you fail) and rules of the road (speed in residential areas, etc.) Alot of people fail it, I got one wrong (I said you should go 20 in residential instead of 25)

rabbit

Mine was 50 questions, only needed to get 40 and a valid permit you get.

I took the test earlier this year, but my guy didn't speak English.  All he could say were a couple vowels and "D" and "S", so all I got outta him was stuff like "DURR AHH YAHH DAHH SAHHNAHH", which I think was "Turn on your turn signal", but who the hell knows?  I woulda passed, but I hit the cones...

CrAz3D

Age 15: get permit. have permit 6 months, drive 40 day hrs & 10 night hrs. take & pass driving test @ DMV (go around the block)
Age 15.5: get provisional license.  can drive w/only one non-family member, cant drive between 12 & 6 am.
age 16.5: get full license.

thats if you take drivers ed @ school

deadly7

Oh god.  I'm doomed more than any one of you guys, I live in the state right next to joe!
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

CrAz3D

Quote from: deadly7 on June 12, 2006, 11:41:03 AM
Oh god.  I'm doomed more than any one of you guys, I live in the state right next to joe!
wait til Joe passes, then just kill yourself.  If you do it yourself it'll probably be less painful & such

rabbit

You have to be 17 to get your permit in Jersey :X

CrAz3D

Quote from: rabbit on June 12, 2006, 12:22:00 PM
You have to be 17 to get your permit in Jersey :X
***People's Communist Republic of New Jersey

Joe

Quote from: deadly7 on June 12, 2006, 11:41:03 AM
Oh god.  I'm doomed more than any one of you guys, I live in the state right next to joe!

Actually iago is more doomed than you, because I may be tempted to drive to Winnipeg just for the hell of it. Visit you though? Dream on. <3

EDIT -
Goththatlovesgeeks would be more doomed than you, deadly, if you're figuring by how close they live.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


rabbit

Quote from: CrAz3D on June 12, 2006, 01:11:11 PM
Quote from: rabbit on June 12, 2006, 12:22:00 PM
You have to be 17 to get your permit in Jersey :X
***People's Communist Republic of New Jersey
It's 21 in Ireland.

Ergot

Irish people shouldn't drive at all.
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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rabbit


CrAz3D

...I thought they just hopped around in potato sacks in Ireland...

deadly7

Quote from: CrAz3D on June 12, 2006, 05:01:28 PM
...I thought they just hopped around in potato sacks in Ireland...
Yeah, and if you hopped with a blood alcohol level of 1 or more, you weren't drunk enough and they arrested you for that.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

CrAz3D

if your BAC was 1 or higher you werent drunk enough?

Isnt 1 like 100% alcohol?

d&q

It means your blood is 1% alcohol I believe.
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