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iago's Slackware Haiku

Started by Joe, February 24, 2005, 08:31:43 PM

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Newby

Fine, replace with with iago.

And shh @ that! I haven't touched C++ in a long time, forgot where the * went!
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Lobo

Do do Do do Do
De de De de De do Do
do Do de Haiku

Yes you do love me

Joe

iago likes food
he likes to eat all day long
because food is good

(Based on the pronuciation EYE-EH-GO)
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago

Here's a readme file from one of the assignments I marked this week:

 ________  __ __          ___       _    ____      ______      ___
/\_____  \/\ \\ \       /'___`\   /' \  /'___\    /\  _  \   /'___`\
\/___//'/'\ \ \\ \     /\_\ /\ \ /\_, \/\ \__/    \ \ \L\ \ /\_\ /\ \
    /' /'  \ \ \\ \_   \/_/// /__\/_/\ \ \  _``\   \ \  __ \\/_/// /__
   /' /'    \ \__  __\__  // /_\ \  \ \ \ \ \L\ \   \ \ \/\ \  // /_\ \
  /\_/       \/_/\_\_/\_\/\______/   \ \_\ \____/    \ \_\ \_\/\______/
  \//           \/_/ \/_/\/_____/     \/_/\/___/      \/_/\/_/\/_____/

Christopher [....], [...] Section L01

Compile the source code
Programs are interactive
Input test data

-Haiku

Quik

Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

iago

I should have mentioned, the course is 74.216, and it was assignment 2.

Newby

Clever.

How about this?

iago roxors
he roxors all the boxors
newby owns iago
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

iago

Quote from: Newby on March 03, 2005, 11:33:10 PM
Clever.

How about this?

iago roxors
he roxors all the boxors
newby owns iago

Either your first or last line are wrong.  By the correct pronounciation of iago, the first one is.

Newby

I pronounce it both ways.

"eye-a-go-rox-ors"
"newby owns ya-go" :D
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Warrior

One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

iago

Math Limerick!

        12 + 144 + 20 + 3(4)                  2
        ----------------------  +  5(11)  =  9  +  0
                  7

A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
        Divided by seven,
        Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!

Joe

3(4)

3 times the square root of four?


Quote from: UnknownA wonderful bird is a pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
    He can hold in his beak
    Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I know how the helican
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago

Shut up, it's surprisingly hard to draw a square route in ascii :P

The calculation only works when you do 3 * 2, though.

Ergot

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