iago's Slackware Haiku

[Newby]

Fine, replace with with iago.

And shh @ that! I haven't touched C++ in a long time, forgot where the * went!

[Joe]

Print Eff Hell Oh World

gg'd.

[Lobo]

Do do Do do Do
De de De de De do Do
do Do de Haiku

Yes you do love me

[Joe]

iago likes food
he likes to eat all day long
because food is good

(Based on the pronuciation EYE-EH-GO)

[iago]

Here's a readme file from one of the assignments I marked this week:

 ________  __ __          ___       _    ____      ______      ___
/\_____  \/\ \\ \       /'___`\   /' \  /'___\    /\  _  \   /'___`\
\/___//'/'\ \ \\ \     /\_\ /\ \ /\_, \/\ \__/    \ \ \L\ \ /\_\ /\ \
    /' /'  \ \ \\ \_   \/_/// /__\/_/\ \ \  _``\   \ \  __ \\/_/// /__
   /' /'    \ \__  __\__  // /_\ \  \ \ \ \ \L\ \   \ \ \/\ \  // /_\ \
  /\_/       \/_/\_\_/\_\/\______/   \ \_\ \____/    \ \_\ \_\/\______/
  \//           \/_/ \/_/\/_____/     \/_/\/___/      \/_/\/_/\/_____/

Christopher [....], [...] Section L01

Compile the source code
Programs are interactive
Input test data

-Haiku

[Quik]

I like the ascii art :p

[iago]

I should have mentioned, the course is 74.216, and it was assignment 2.

[Newby]

Clever.

How about this?

iago roxors
he roxors all the boxors
newby owns iago

[iago]

Clever.

How about this?

iago roxors
he roxors all the boxors
newby owns iago

Either your first or last line are wrong.  By the correct pronounciation of iago, the first one is.

[Newby]

I pronounce it both ways.

"eye-a-go-rox-ors"
"newby owns ya-go" :D

[Warrior]

I use eye-a-go :\

[iago]

Math Limerick!

        12 + 144 + 20 + 3(4)                  2
        ----------------------  +  5(11)  =  9  +  0
                  7

A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
        Divided by seven,
        Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!

[Joe]

3(4)

3 times the square root of four?

A wonderful bird is a pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
    He can hold in his beak
    Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I know how the helican

[iago]

Shut up, it's surprisingly hard to draw a square route in ascii :P

The calculation only works when you do 3 * 2, though.

[Ergot]

3(4^(1/2))