iago's Slackware Haiku

[Joe]

When I got iago's CD's, I was surprised to see some poerty acompanying it.

Here is the Linux
I hope you like it a lot
Linux is the best!

Slackware is da bomb
Trust me, it is the best one
This is a haiku

Encore!

[iago]

I'm such a poet!! :D

[Quik]

Do any of those lines rhyme? I think haiku's are supposed to rhyme.

[Newby]

No sir, they are not supposed to rhyme. :P

[Ergot]

No, it's just the 5-7-5 syllable pattern.

[iago]

Newby and Ergook.. err.. Ergot are correct.

[Newby]

Your haiku's suck ass btw.

Here's mine!

Slackware is the best.
It is the greatest distro
Nothing can top it

Ron sucks at haiku
He uses fake words like 'da'
and he's dumb and fat ;[

(note, the face doesn't count and I <3 Ron anyways)

[Quik]

Newby sucks at life
We all know Quik's the greatest
He can even rhyme

This is rhyming haikus
Quik roxxorz your boxxorz tooz
Just don't call him jooz

pshh I don't know =/

[Joe]

Quik, that last Haiku made me wonder if you're a Japanese Poet or a Jewish Battle-rapper.

PS: Linux inspired me to learn Coffee. Erm, Java.

Code Select Expand

public class Main {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello World!");
}
}

<3 Leech.

[Newby]

Newby sucks at life
We all know Quik's the greatest
He can even rhyme

This is rhyming haikus
Quik roxxorz your boxxorz tooz
Just don't call him jooz

pshh I don't know =/

ERROR.

Stop harassing me
You stupid jewish nazi
Go to hell and die

I wrote a haiku in 7th grade once.

It was awesome!

Forty Caliber
Blows my brains onto the wall
Takes my life away

[iago]

public void blankLine
{
  System.out.println();
  int i = 3;

  int j = 4;
  i = i * 7;
  return i + j;
}

I should write all my code in haiku, that would suck so much ass
btw, it's read as:

public void blank line
system dot out dot print line
int i equals 3

int j equals 4
i equals i times 7
return i plus j


so cool! :D

[Newby]

int main(char Input*)
{
    printf("Hello world!");
    return 23;
}

int main char input
printf hello world
return 23

You still win!

[Joe]

How the bloody hell do you say printf? Print eff?

[Newby]

Yes!

[iago]

int main(char Input*)
{
    printf("Hello world!");
    return 23;
}

int main char input
printf hello world
return 23

You still win!

there is so much logically wrong with that!

"char input*" makes no sense, even "char *input", which would be syntactically correct, woudln't make sense for main :P
your middle line isn't 7 syllables