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iago's Slackware Haiku

Started by Joe, February 24, 2005, 08:31:43 PM

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Joe

When I got iago's CD's, I was surprised to see some poerty acompanying it.

QuoteHere is the Linux
I hope you like it a lot
Linux is the best!

Slackware is da bomb
Trust me, it is the best one
This is a haiku

Encore!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago


Quik

Do any of those lines rhyme? I think haiku's are supposed to rhyme.
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

Newby

No sir, they are not supposed to rhyme. :P
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Ergot

No, it's just the 5-7-5 syllable pattern.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

Newby and Ergook.. err.. Ergot are correct.

Newby

Your haiku's suck ass btw.

Here's mine!

QuoteSlackware is the best.
It is the greatest distro
Nothing can top it

Ron sucks at haiku
He uses fake words like 'da'
and he's dumb and fat ;[
(note, the face doesn't count and I <3 Ron anyways)
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Quik

Newby sucks at life
We all know Quik's the greatest
He can even rhyme

This is rhyming haikus
Quik roxxorz your boxxorz tooz
Just don't call him jooz

pshh I don't know =/
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

Joe

Quik, that last Haiku made me wonder if you're a Japanese Poet or a Jewish Battle-rapper.

PS: Linux inspired me to learn Coffee. Erm, Java.

public class Main {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello World!");
}
}


<3 Leech.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Newby

Quote from: Quik on February 24, 2005, 09:28:09 PM
Newby sucks at life
We all know Quik's the greatest
He can even rhyme

This is rhyming haikus
Quik roxxorz your boxxorz tooz
Just don't call him jooz

pshh I don't know =/
ERROR.

Stop harassing me
You stupid jewish nazi
Go to hell and die

I wrote a haiku in 7th grade once.

It was awesome!

QuoteForty Caliber
Blows my brains onto the wall
Takes my life away
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

iago

public void blankLine
{
  System.out.println();
  int i = 3;

  int j = 4;
  i = i * 7;
  return i + j;
}

I should write all my code in haiku, that would suck so much ass
btw, it's read as:

public void blank line
system dot out dot print line
int i equals 3

int j equals 4
i equals i times 7
return i plus j


so cool! :D

Newby

int main(char Input*)
{
    printf("Hello world!");
    return 23;
}

int main char input
printf hello world
return 23

You still win!
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Joe

How the bloody hell do you say printf? Print eff?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Newby

- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

iago

Quote from: Newby on February 24, 2005, 10:36:40 PM
int main(char Input*)
{
    printf("Hello world!");
    return 23;
}

int main char input
printf hello world
return 23

You still win!

there is so much logically wrong with that!

"char input*" makes no sense, even "char *input", which would be syntactically correct, woudln't make sense for main :P
your middle line isn't 7 syllables