Football!

[Joe]

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Gatoradeboy ftw.

Please tell me you've seen Waterboy. :(

Lying is sin.

[Sidoh]

WHAT DE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? :(

Where did you think the GAAAAAAAATEERRRRRAAAADE was from?

[CrAz3D]

*SIGH*

Joe, seriously, dude...get out.  Go to a mall, get some friends.
Don't be a team manager unless you're a chick...you're not helping your social life that way.  Get a hobby that has people in it that you can meet & interact with in real life...preferably a hobby that isnt horribly nerdy

[Newby]

I blame religion for making joe lame.

[CrAz3D]

I blame religion for making joe lame.

I just blame Joe...he's always been lame...religion has just made the world a scarier place since Joe wants to become a preacher-dude

[Joe]

*SIGH*

Joe, seriously, dude...get out.  Go to a mall, get some friends.
Don't be a team manager unless you're a chick...you're not helping your social life that way.  Get a hobby that has people in it that you can meet & interact with in real life...preferably a hobby that isnt horribly nerdy

Anime club won't help my social life either. :p

I blame religion for making joe lame.

I was lame before religion, too.

[CrAz3D]

You might find some hot chicks there at least...

[rabbit]

You wouldn't believe how many hot chicks were at Otakon.  OMFG!  And they were almost all cosplaying as some scantily clad character too!  Like Morrigan from Darkstalkers, a bunch of Rei from Evangelion, and even a couple Rikkus!  And, as we all (minus Joe) know, scantily clad chicks put out.

[xex]

Football manager? You're just the football bitch in otherword. Why would you want to do that?

[rabbit]

He likes it in the butt.

[Joe]

Baraboo Thunderbirds vs Reedsburg Beavers, Reedsburg's Homecoming, Away.

SHOOT THE BEAVER! SHOOT THE BEAVER!
EAT THE BEAVER! EAT THE BEAVER!
BEAVERS EAT WOOD!

Victory! 21-20. :)

The best part of the game, of course, is afterwards. On the bus ride home we sang several sweet songs, including but not limited to:
Mary Had A Little Lamb
99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall (made it to 86!)
The Song That Never Ends (made it through twice)
Happy Birthday (randomly tossed in a coach's name, Scheliewe)
Jingle Bells
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

If I weren't exhausted to the point of death I'd explain more on how the points were scored, but I'll spare you.

[Newby]

God you are the biggest homosexual I think I'll ever meet on the net. I think Denial's relationship with some girl over Battle.net is even less worse than you! :P

Please tell me your football team is as homosexual as you are. (As in, they sang songs with you.) Otherwise I'll cry.

[Joe]

My football team STARTED the songs.

[Sidoh]

God you are the biggest homosexual I think I'll ever meet on the net.

Well said chap!  Cherio!

[CrAz3D]

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My football team STARTED the songs.

the football team?...like the dudes that ACTUALLY play the game?

what kind of fag-ball do they play!?

"Passth the ball here Jimmy"
"Ok you sthilly man...go long, tee hee"