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Started by Newby, December 22, 2006, 03:56:37 AM

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Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Ergot

Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Killer360


trust


Sidoh

Did you watch the video?  The guy is idiotic.

What difference will it make?
Quote
Guy:
Since every living cell in the universe vibrates at a certain energy and since that energy enables every cell to effect other cells everywhere to some extent and the global energy field, or the quantum field, the zero-point field--is another name for it--that runs through everything and is a part of everything and surrounds everything in the universe reacts to all energy that you put into it.  So we're hoping that with this multi-level energy input--physical, mental, spiritual--that this influx of consciousness will really make some kind of difference and maybe transform the negativity that's really rampant right now throughout the world.  I think everyone feels that.

Wife: I know it will.  I KNOW it will.

Hhahahahahaha.  As trust said: fucking hippies.

AntiVirus

Lmao.  They are so crazy! :D:D
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Mythix

I don't care, I'm ready to believe. Someone touch me.
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce


Explicit

QuoteLike all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

QuoteHey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

ZeroX

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone
you know.

WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd,
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
Zeroforce
Zeroforce
Zeroforce





Quotemutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

disco

yeah cause im gonna think of a bunch of dirty hippies beatin off while i work it.  fucking hippies