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Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« on: June 03, 2007, 05:11:47 pm »
Game starts off as a 6v1 comp stomp, me and wires are there for another reason :).


White is a noob and doesn't know how to ally so everyone accuses him of bsing right away


Brown rushes and kills the computer pretty fast, and yellow and orange accompany him.


The computer is killed, and to their surprise... NO VICTORY! Time to randomly accuse someone! The funny thing is white has no idea wtf he is doing



Red randomly decides "Hey, I'll put a nydus canal in wires' base! They won't accuse me of bsing" Of course we all argue about it and I accuse whoever says they want to kill it of backstabbing :).


Some time passes and I get full upgrades for guardians. Within 30 seconds of having no units I have full 200/200 guardians and I head over to white and rape the shit out of him. They were more concerned with wires and watching him closely, instead of me with 3x as many hatcheries as wires. So as you can see, they notices wires building guardians and not me so brown sends his army of zerglings to wires(yellow).... wow he is going to accomplish something :). This picture has funny text to it


Orange and brown both decide that they need to focus attack on me. Since they have only ground units that attack only ground units, they were fucked up fast.


White is dead, now time for red!


While I have red going down, wires is killing brown fast.


Red thinks he can kill me with zerglings :)


Oh shit! Mutas! They still don't kill me fast enough before I kill his base.



I guess orange doesn't learn that he can't kill air units with ground units... wave of more ground units!


After that, orange is raped pretty fast and me and wires celebrate our victory.


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« Last Edit: June 03, 2007, 05:19:05 pm by Towelie »

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2007, 05:22:28 pm »
Brown tried to kill me with zerglings too, and got pwned in the face. :P

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 12:33:02 pm »
GIVE ME A CD KEY!!!
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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2007, 03:57:54 pm »
GIVE ME A CD KEY!!!
Dude, the game sells for like $15 Canadian now. You can't be THAT poor!

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2007, 10:06:07 pm »
GIVE ME A CD KEY!!!
Dude, the game sells for like $15 Canadian now. You can't be THAT poor!

It was selling for $10 Canadian two years ago here..  :o
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2007, 11:08:14 pm »
GIVE ME A CD KEY!!!
Dude, the game sells for like $15 Canadian now. You can't be THAT poor!

It was selling for $10 Canadian two years ago here..  :o
I was going to say... it sells for under $10 USD here I think

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2007, 12:11:34 pm »
Why pay good money when I know you guys have like 100 just lying around. That $10 can go towards WoW gold  :P
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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2007, 01:59:51 pm »
Why pay good money when I know you guys have like 100 just lying around. That $10 can go towards WoW gold  :P
I am pretty sure we don't have 100s lying around lol

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2007, 02:03:02 pm »
Why pay good money when I know you guys have like 100 just lying around. That $10 can go towards WoW gold  :P
I am pretty sure we don't have 100s lying around lol

From all the bots you guys use to Idle with Iam pretty damn sure you have a couple SC cd keys you can spare instead of me going out to walmart and purchasing a new one. I have my old one but it is currently muted. ROFL I still rember it by heart......

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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2007, 03:38:52 pm »
Why pay good money when I know you guys have like 100 just lying around. That $10 can go towards WoW gold  :P
I am pretty sure we don't have 100s lying around lol

From all the bots you guys use to Idle with Iam pretty damn sure you have a couple SC cd keys you can spare instead of me going out to walmart and purchasing a new one. I have my old one but it is currently muted. ROFL I still rember it by heart......

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I know there is a way to get it un muted but I dont know how to go about doing that.
I only have 2 keys, both bought.  Deuce is using my spare. :P

Any other keys I had, are long gone since I don't use bots anymore. :\

You could try emailing blizzard (lol) asking if they could unmute it.  But, I doubt they'll do it.

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2007, 04:14:32 pm »
Why pay good money when I know you guys have like 100 just lying around. That $10 can go towards WoW gold  :P
I am pretty sure we don't have 100s lying around lol

From all the bots you guys use to Idle with Iam pretty damn sure you have a couple SC cd keys you can spare instead of me going out to walmart and purchasing a new one. I have my old one but it is currently muted. ROFL I still rember it by heart......

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I know there is a way to get it un muted but I dont know how to go about doing that.
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A: If this is the first time your CD-Key has been muted, Battle.net will automatically unmute your CD-Key after 30 days. CD-Keys that have been muted a second time will be permanently muted.
http://www.battle.net/info/cdkeymuting.shtml
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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2007, 11:11:25 pm »
Why pay good money when I know you guys have like 100 just lying around. That $10 can go towards WoW gold  :P
I am pretty sure we don't have 100s lying around lol

From all the bots you guys use to Idle with Iam pretty damn sure you have a couple SC cd keys you can spare instead of me going out to walmart and purchasing a new one. I have my old one but it is currently muted. ROFL I still rember it by heart......

4454393039281

I know there is a way to get it un muted but I dont know how to go about doing that.
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Q: I appear to be muted. What can I do?
A: If this is the first time your CD-Key has been muted, Battle.net will automatically unmute your CD-Key after 30 days. CD-Keys that have been muted a second time will be permanently muted.
http://www.battle.net/info/cdkeymuting.shtml

I purchased the key back in late 99' Iam sure that blizzard dosent keep records of CD keys that old.
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mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
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zxdropoff: stfu
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mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2007, 11:50:46 pm »
I purchased the key back in late 99' Iam sure that blizzard dosent keep records of CD keys that old.
Sure they do. If they didn't, you wouldn't be able to log onto Battle.net. :P

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2007, 05:36:14 am »
I purchased the key back in late 99' Iam sure that blizzard dosent keep records of CD keys that old.
Sure they do. If they didn't, you wouldn't be able to log onto Battle.net. :P

Just tried it and it dosent work. I have the key written down too on my SC game case so I guess they dont keep records that old  :P
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Backstab report #8 - Towelie
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2007, 01:55:51 pm »
You fail at life. My game is from '98 or '99 and my key still works fine. I think I was like 9 years old when my dad bought it. :)
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