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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2008, 09:26:39 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!
Yeah, because all girls like guys that are obnoxious drunken idiots

Girls like guys that like to and are able to have a good time in a social setting.
And that can be done perfectly well without alcohol. Who knew?


Not you.





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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2008, 09:37:48 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!
Yeah, because all girls like guys that are obnoxious drunken idiots

Girls like guys that like to and are able to have a good time in a social setting.
And that can be done perfectly well without alcohol. Who knew?


True but a lot of the better looking girls drink, and if you don't you won't be in the same environment as they are and thus won't meet them.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2008, 09:49:33 pm »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

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« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2008, 09:53:33 pm »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters

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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2008, 11:14:10 pm »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters
I'll take you up on that challenge. Pix or it didn't happen.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2008, 11:18:53 pm »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters
I'll take you up on that challenge. Pix or it didn't happen.

just ask newby, i showed him my pic... why do you think he's been wanking off 4-5x a day?

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2008, 11:21:20 pm »
Because he has been for the past 10 years?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2008, 12:35:53 am »
Because he has been for the past 10 years?
Newby's been jacking off since 7? Baller.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2008, 12:38:20 am »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters
I'll take you up on that challenge. Pix or it didn't happen.

just ask newby, i showed him my pic... why do you think he's been wanking off 4-5x a day?


so ... you're gay?  Man whacking off to man picture?  Sounds like queer porn to me.  Fag != hot dude

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2008, 12:38:56 am »
True but a lot of the better looking girls drink, and if you don't you won't be in the same environment as they are and thus won't meet them.
After spending nearly every night of the past 2 months at different bars in different states, I feel I can safely say there's nothing attractive about a lonely, drunk and horny girl falling for you, and nothing impressive about you courting her.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2008, 01:34:01 am by Metal Militia »
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2008, 01:00:47 am »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters
I'll take you up on that challenge. Pix or it didn't happen.

just ask newby, i showed him my pic... why do you think he's been wanking off 4-5x a day?


so ... you're gay?  Man whacking off to man picture?  Sounds like queer porn to me.  Fag != hot dude

i was telling him girl stories... it was necessary to give a pic so that these stories were in any way credible
« Last Edit: August 13, 2008, 01:03:12 am by Ender »

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2008, 01:02:27 am »
Because he has been for the past 10 years?
Newby's been jacking off since 7? Baller.
it wouldn't surprise me if he did, it's newby afterall.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2008, 03:28:54 am »
holy off-topic thread, batman

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2008, 04:10:38 am »
Because he has been for the past 10 years?
Newby's been jacking off since 7? Baller.
it wouldn't surprise me if he did, it's newby afterall.

it wouldn't surprise me if he's been wanking since he was in the womb

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2008, 07:58:22 am »
True but a lot of the better looking girls drink, and if you don't you won't be in the same environment as they are and thus won't meet them.
After spending nearly every night of the past 2 months at different bars in different states, I feel I can safely say there's nothing attractive about a lonely, drunk and horny girl falling for you, and nothing impressive about you courting her.

I don't  go to bars so I wouldn't know.

My girlfriend drinks (but she's almost 22) and I wouldn't have started dating her if it wasn't for the fact that we both drank. We talked some at work, but the first time we actually hung out outside of work was at someones house drinking before a concert.
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