i met naomi novik in person today! =)
naturally this is an occasion for glory all in itself, but i inform you with the humblest of intentions: there is more
now as my mind entertains only the noblest of thoughts, it did not dawn on me, until a long few minutes after the fact, that since
she's famous, and i met her, i too am famous by association
thus in lieu of the natural order of things u must address me now as "mr. ender", "sir ender", "khan ender", "the prince of darkness", or "the fist of justice"
i will postpone my other titles in for the sake of brevity, and end this declaration of celebrity with a few quotes from our founding fathers:
"we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, except for celebrities"
one more
"and when the king lays down his sword of justice, the people are still a people, but the king no longer a king"
best wishes to my loyal servants
~
mr. ender
the fist of justice