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Offline GameSnake

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Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« on: April 22, 2006, 11:15:48 pm »
12 nails found in the man's skull, he suffered no lasting effects

"PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say."

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/21/nail.gun.ap/index.html




The article says the man was high on Methamphetime at the time. I guess this tweaker got nailed.
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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2006, 11:21:17 pm »
The lady in the video says that he lived because the surgeon was good, but the article says he's had them in for a year.  I think he lived cause he MISSED more than anything...
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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2006, 11:28:29 pm »
Haha. 12 nails? Jesus fucking CHRIST.
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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2006, 11:29:16 pm »
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Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache

Yeah, I imagine that'd do it..
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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2006, 02:23:49 am »
Wow, this guy REALLY fails at failing. He attempts suicide because he fails at life, but fails all 12 times...
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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2006, 02:27:44 am »
Well I guess that method goes out the window :/
But hahaha maby I should watch the local news more.
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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2006, 02:29:03 am »
Hehe, that guy sucks.  :)
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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2006, 09:28:15 am »
This guy should be on a "don't do drugs" ad
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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2006, 09:37:18 am »
Quote from: iago on April 23, 2006, 09:28:15 am
This guy should be on a "don't do drugs" ad

Na, I like the ones now.  You know, the kid and the dad playing catch.  After a few moments of captured play and a successful catch, the father says to the kid: "Don't do drugs, son."

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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2006, 06:44:19 pm »
Quote from: iago on April 23, 2006, 09:28:15 am
This guy should be on a "don't do drugs" ad
"While I was high on meth I shot my self twelve times in the head with a nail gun, and I survived. Don't do drugs!" Something about that would set off my B.S. radar. Also, it seems like it'd be a pro-meth argument, 'cause he didn't die.
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Re: Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2006, 07:18:08 pm »
No, it's more like "I wanted to die.  Badly.  I shot 12 nails into my brain with a nailgun, but I was high on meth so I missed and lived.  I'm such a failure..."
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