Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant

[Newby]

Future immigrants that want to hop our border and not wait in line, take note:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/26/slave.labor.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories

You WILL end up like Irma Martinez.

[Joe]

I rock. Know why? They were from Milwaukee which is in Wisconsin, which is odd because it's damn close to as far from Mexico as you can get.

[Blaze]

I rock. Know why? They were from Milwaukee which is in Wisconsin, which is odd because it's damn close to as far from Mexico as you can get.

You missed that north thing.. I think it's called Canada.

[Joe]

Pfft, who would enslave a Canadian? I would welcome him into my home, have him as a friend, and allow him to come and leave freely.

[CrAz3D]

Pfft, who would enslave a Canadian? I would welcome him into my home, have him as a friend, and allow him to come and leave freely.

........................wtf

[Sidoh]

Pfft, who would enslave a Canadian? I would welcome him into my home, have him as a friend, and allow him to come and leave freely.

. . .

(-_(\

[GameSnake]

I'd enslave a canadian.

[Joe]

I'd enslave you if you could offer me any service beyond rolling me a joint.

Haha, kidding. <3 GameSnake.

[xex]

I'd enslave you if you could offer me any service beyond rolling me a joint.

Haha, kidding. <3 GameSnake.

Blunts are better.

[Joe]

(21:41:40) Joe: ah, found where tory put my knife
(21:41:45) Joe: on the floor in the middle of my room
(21:41:45) Joe: haha
(21:41:53) [x86] Blaze: You...
(21:41:55) [x86] Blaze: have a ..
(21:41:58) [x86] Blaze: knife?
(21:42:01) Joe: Several.
(21:42:04) [x86] Blaze: We're all doomed.
(21:42:17) Joe: yup.
(21:42:17) [x86] Blaze: I make knives. 
(21:42:35) Joe: i make swords
(21:42:37) Joe: made one today
(21:42:37) Joe: gg.
(21:42:37) [x86] Blaze: I can cut paper just by moving it down.
(21:42:46) [x86] Blaze: Pfft, You can't throw swords..
(21:42:51) Joe: watch me.
(21:42:54) Joe: gg.
(21:42:57) [x86] Blaze: Video please.
(21:43:05) Joe: 56k.
(21:43:21) [x86] Blaze: Mail please.
(21:43:27) Joe: postage please.
(21:43:33) Joe: or you can come get it
(21:43:34) Joe: but
(21:43:36) Joe: watch out
(21:43:39) Joe: because i'll enslave you
(21:43:40) Joe: =)

[wires]

(21:41:53) [x86] Blaze: You...
(21:41:55) [x86] Blaze: have a ..
(21:41:58) [x86] Blaze: knife?

You don't remember Joe getting suspended from school for bringing a knife...?

[Joe]

I never got that knife back.

[Blaze]

(21:41:53) [x86] Blaze: You...
(21:41:55) [x86] Blaze: have a ..
(21:41:58) [x86] Blaze: knife?

You don't remember Joe getting suspended from school for bringing a knife...?

I figured someone would take all the weapons near him away.

[Joe]

Kind of tough when weapons double as tools and tools double as weapons, and I use my tools on a regular basis. That sounds nasty.

[Sidoh]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Joe, that was actually pretty funny.