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Snakes in a Theatre
« on: August 24, 2006, 12:37:11 am »
http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html

That would've PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF!

I swear, had I caught the mofo that did that I would've beat the chit outta him & then dropped the SOB into a tank of rattlers
(LOL!  as I post this a preview for SOAP is on the TV)

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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2006, 12:51:10 am »
LMAO.  That is fricking awesome.  Props to whoever did that.
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2006, 12:53:01 am »
Thank God no one died
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2006, 01:07:50 am »
I used to live in walking distance of that theater, and since I went to school with everyone in the area, I might even know the people who did it. Actually, I think it might even be this one Russian dumbass I knew. He's a real moron, the kind of moron that thinks he's cool for doing something illegal.
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2006, 03:19:34 am »
Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on August 24, 2006, 01:07:50 am
I used to live in walking distance of that theater, and since I went to school with everyone in the area, I might even know the people who did it. Actually, I think it might even be this one Russian dumbass I knew. He's a real moron, the kind of moron that thinks he's cool for doing something illegal.

Remind him killing himself is illegal.  :)
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2006, 01:30:09 pm »
That's awesome!  You don't just get to watch the action; you get to live it.  ;D
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2006, 02:29:30 pm »
Why would they use deadly snakes?  That seems kind of stupid.
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2006, 03:23:28 pm »
Quote from: AntiVirus on August 24, 2006, 02:29:30 pm
Why would they use deadly snakes?  That seems kind of stupid.

Because they're not fatal unless that antivenom isn't injected with a couple of hours.  That's a pretty big time frame...
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2006, 04:24:01 pm »
Plus I'm sure they are trained/bred/or had their venom glands(?) removed.  Also, snakes really aren't all that dangerous if you don't provoke them and I'm sure their handlers were well trained.
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2006, 05:23:50 pm »
dude, these snakes were just released into the crowd...they werent being handled at all.

They were probably caught out in the desert by punk ass kids, totally wild, totally dangerous.
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2006, 08:38:50 pm »
yea, I totally didn't read that.  I came back to my computer with the topic up and only read Brandon's response.  Since I hadn't read the rest of the thread, snakes on a plane was the only obvious thing to think! :)
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2006, 08:52:14 pm »
The snakes were caught and released into the desert, so odds are they were still lethal (otherwise they would have been sold to a pet store or something).
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2006, 09:30:33 pm »
Lmfao!!!!!!  That'll teach you, unTactical.  I thought you were just being sarcastic, but I guess you were serious. :P
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2006, 06:35:54 pm »
I've lived in Arizona all my life, and have never heard of a domesticated rattle-snake. They just can't be trained.
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Re: Snakes in a Theatre
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2006, 07:09:28 pm »
You can remove their venom gland thingies and stick them in a glass box, though.
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