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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2006, 01:11:11 am »
Viewing your voice mail.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2006, 02:21:12 am »
Viewing your voice mail.
That's not an oxymoron or a paradox... it's a moronic statement.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2006, 07:45:14 pm »
Polar bearsare black.. They have black skin, but they have transparet hair that looks white from the light refracting in it.

Their skin is black.  That doesn't mean that a natural, healthy polar bear is black.  I have a nack for getting into stupid arguments.  This was one of them.  That's why Ergot mentioned it. :P
Yeah, I remember the huge argument you and Trust had a long time agoe. At the time I had forgoten who Trust was arguing with.

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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2006, 07:48:40 pm »
I've had a bunch with Warrior as well.  I have an argumentative nature...

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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2006, 07:53:10 pm »
a bunch is a serious understatement.
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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2006, 07:54:09 pm »
a bunch is a serious understatement.

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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2006, 07:58:40 pm »
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2006, 09:27:50 pm »
Nullification nullified.

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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2006, 09:47:21 pm »
Nullification nullified.

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Re: Paradoxes and Oxymorons
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2006, 06:38:18 am »
Your mother.