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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2006, 12:35:13 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2006, 12:43:05 am »
That's pretty gross.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2006, 12:50:58 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2006, 01:18:36 am »
Towelie's right, that's crap:
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"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2006, 01:45:34 am »
maybe if you have a huge ass cut in your mouth.... :P

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2006, 03:30:02 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2006, 04:40:02 am »
Towelie's right, that's crap:
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"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2006, 08:20:06 am »
Exactly, what if the guy had an STD.
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2006, 10:01:45 am »
Then everybody who ate the "salad dressing" would be screwed.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2006, 10:35:03 am »
There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2006, 11:06:44 am »
There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

Like towelie said, if you took some fluid in your mouth when it had a cut, it's more likely.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2006, 11:31:49 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(


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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2006, 02:20:18 pm »
There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

I was under the impression that any of them could. *shrug*
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