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Title: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: TeHFoOoL on June 08, 2006, 03:15:03 AM
Holy-fucking-shit.

So like, I sprint out of class to find James to see if he can give me a ride, right. And I get to his car and his mom's in the passenger's seat so I go WTFUX? Then I remember, " Oh yeah, he got his permit yesterday. Fuck me. "

I hitch a ride anyways.

Keep in mind, this is his first day driving in his life:

We go down the road, some person is a little close to him because he -is- going slow, as is normal for someone who is driving in his first day. He says the following to me, his mom, and his fat friend Zach:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING NIGGER DOING RIDING MY SHIT LIKE THIS? I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP HIS BALLS OFF.

Mom: JAMES!

Me: dude, it's your second day

James: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE. I GET IT FROM MY DAD'S SIDE.

30 seconds later he takes a 90 degree turn at like 30 MPH, he didn't go into the wrong lane but it was scary as fuck.

I <3 James. I just have to -try- to humiliate him somehow. Though, I do get the vague idea that this whole post will just boost his confidence. /whatever

......
"mara...."
"CHARLES?!"

Zomg, people who stay after the credits rool.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Ergot on June 08, 2006, 03:41:38 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Let's watch Newby stall when he gets a manual ;P
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Sidoh on June 08, 2006, 05:22:33 AM
Fucking manuals.

Hahaha at this story, though.

By the way, TehFool, do you have a younger sibling?  Asheraen was saying you were screaming at him in whispers for no reason earlier today. :|
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: rabbit on June 08, 2006, 06:57:06 AM
I always thought Newby would be of the lead-foot, tailgaiting, road-rage group as opposed to the Asian lady group :\
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: iago on June 08, 2006, 08:08:09 AM
Quote from: rabbit on June 08, 2006, 06:57:06 AM
I always thought Newby would be of the lead-foot, tailgaiting, road-rage group as opposed to the Asian lady group :\
Give him time.  New drivers tend to be Asian-lady-style for the first little while, before they get comfortable and jaded.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: BigAznDaddy on June 08, 2006, 08:42:06 AM
james thats why you need to cut your hair so you can see
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: TeHFoOoL on June 08, 2006, 04:20:29 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on June 08, 2006, 05:22:33 AM
Fucking manuals.

Hahaha at this story, though.

By the way, TehFool, do you have a younger sibling?  Asheraen was saying you were screaming at him in whispers for no reason earlier today. :|

That fucking bastard. I'll go apologize to Ash. It was a fat ( but extremely funny ) friend named Grant. Lynching shall commence.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 08, 2006, 05:30:01 PM
Quote from: TeHFoOoL on June 08, 2006, 04:20:29 PM
Lynching shall commence.
... is he black?
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: AntiVirus on June 08, 2006, 05:32:18 PM
Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Ergot on June 08, 2006, 03:41:38 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Let's watch Newby stall when he gets a manual ;P
Yeah.. When I first got my car I stalled all the time!
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Blaze on June 08, 2006, 11:27:21 PM
No, Newby drives like Helen Keller.  :o
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Newby on June 08, 2006, 11:35:21 PM
I rule.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Joe on June 08, 2006, 11:51:10 PM
Quote from: Newby on June 08, 2006, 11:35:21 PM
I rule.

Sealed signed and judged.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 09, 2006, 12:16:13 AM
Quote from: Blaze on June 08, 2006, 11:27:21 PM
No, Newby drives like Helen Keller.  :o

HEE HEE

Question:Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Answer:She's a woman!
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Quik on June 09, 2006, 12:46:00 AM
Quote from: iago on June 08, 2006, 08:08:09 AM
Quote from: rabbit on June 08, 2006, 06:57:06 AM
I always thought Newby would be of the lead-foot, tailgaiting, road-rage group as opposed to the Asian lady group :\
Give him time.  New drivers tend to be Asian-lady-style for the first little while, before they get comfortable and jaded.

I went from old asian lady to young asian streetrace kid very quickly. Having a manual car helps.

Quote from: Sidoh on June 08, 2006, 05:22:33 AM
Fucking manuals.

Fucking Sidoh. :)
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Sidoh on June 09, 2006, 12:57:38 AM
Quote from: Quik on June 09, 2006, 12:46:00 AM
Fucking Sidoh. :)

:O!  Hot!

Hehe, just kidding.

When I was learning out to drive, we had three vehicles.  They were all manual. :(
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Joe on June 09, 2006, 01:10:56 AM
I'm planning on learning to drive without the hastle of stick, and then learning stick.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: AntiVirus on June 09, 2006, 02:07:11 AM
I learned on an automatic and then my first car was a stick.. *sigh*
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: deadly7 on June 09, 2006, 02:11:44 AM
I'd learn on a stick for the hell of it.  Automatic is easy anyways.
*move thing*
*leave alone*
Pfft.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Ergot on June 09, 2006, 03:44:49 AM
Quote from: Joe on June 09, 2006, 01:10:56 AM
I'm planning on learning to drive without the hastle of stick, and then learning stick.
Learn with stick... then you don't have to learn to drive without the hassle of stick.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: iago on June 09, 2006, 08:07:42 AM
I learned on automatic, and I don't plan on ever driving anything besides an automatic.  i'm not a car guy, and I really don't care about what's 'better'. 

To quote my friend, "I don't understand.  When you have coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other, how are you supposed to shift and steer?"
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 09, 2006, 09:05:23 AM
Quote from: iago on June 09, 2006, 08:07:42 AM
I learned on automatic, and I don't plan on ever driving anything besides an automatic.  i'm not a car guy, and I really don't care about what's 'better'. 

To quote my friend, "I don't understand.  When you have coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other, how are you supposed to shift and steer?"
You steer with your knee, duh... ::)
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Chavo on June 09, 2006, 10:08:44 AM
I learned on a stick and haven't driven one since  :-\

It's really not that much more difficult.  Sure you will stall a few times while you learn, but meh.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: dark_drake on June 09, 2006, 12:15:56 PM
Well, I learned on automatic.  Then one day, a friend of mine decides he wants to teach me stick.  The first time I tried, I completely dumped the clutch.  Eventually, I was able to shift and all that nonsense.  Unfortunately, I haven't driven stick sense, so I'm probably horrible again.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: wires on June 09, 2006, 02:01:51 PM
When my brother was teaching me to drive, he had a stick.  I think they're fun.  Just takes a little while to figure out how to get into first gear. :)
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Ergot on June 09, 2006, 03:17:44 PM
Quote from: iago on June 09, 2006, 08:07:42 AM
I learned on automatic, and I don't plan on ever driving anything besides an automatic.  i'm not a car guy, and I really don't care about what's 'better'. 

To quote my friend, "I don't understand.  When you have coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other, how are you supposed to shift and steer?"
You put the cigarette in your mouth and shift jeez. Nobody just holds their cigarette like a incent... also... you could put it in the ashtray and the cup in the cupholder.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Joe on June 09, 2006, 03:55:56 PM
Cigarette out window. Coffee follows. Left hand goes on the stick and right on the wheel. Shift into first and press the gas.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: wires on June 09, 2006, 03:58:33 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 09, 2006, 03:55:56 PM
Cigarette out window. Coffee follows. Left hand goes on the stick and right on the wheel. Shift into first and press the gas.
Do you live in Europe?
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Chavo on June 09, 2006, 04:04:20 PM
Quote from: WiReS on June 09, 2006, 03:58:33 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 09, 2006, 03:55:56 PM
Cigarette out window. Coffee follows. Left hand goes on the stick and right on the wheel. Shift into first and press the gas.
Do you live in Europe?

lol
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: iago on June 09, 2006, 07:12:54 PM
Quote from: dark_drake on June 09, 2006, 12:15:56 PM
Well, I learned on automatic.  Then one day, a friend of mine decides he wants to teach me stick.  The first time I tried, I completely dumped the clutch.  Eventually, I was able to shift and all that nonsense.  Unfortunately, I haven't driven stick sense, so I'm probably horrible again.
Actually, that's the same story as mine.  I think I could probably drive it now, sort of, just enough to get to a hospital if the situation came up. 

Quote from: Joe on June 09, 2006, 03:55:56 PM
Cigarette out window. Coffee follows. Left hand goes on the stick and right on the wheel. Shift into first and press the gas.

It's not that simple.  You have to press the clutch and the gas a bit then shift into first and release the clutch and increase the gas, or something.  But it gets easier when you do it a few times. 
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: rabbit on June 09, 2006, 07:39:20 PM
You have to clutch, shift, gas.  Clutch and gas at the same time = brake
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Joe on June 09, 2006, 07:55:12 PM
Quote from: iago on June 09, 2006, 07:12:54 PM
It's not that simple.  You have to press the clutch and the gas a bit then shift into first and release the clutch and increase the gas, or something.  But it gets easier when you do it a few times. 

You must have missed my post about Tory and I's trip to Madison. To popstart a car, clutch push shift unclutch and tap the gas. It didn't work, but eh?
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 01:45:46 PM
...I think more people need to learn how to drive a stick...that way when those that drive a stick car are too drunk to drive someone can drive the car.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Super_X on June 10, 2006, 01:52:39 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 09, 2006, 07:55:12 PM
Quote from: iago on June 09, 2006, 07:12:54 PM
It's not that simple.  You have to press the clutch and the gas a bit then shift into first and release the clutch and increase the gas, or something.  But it gets easier when you do it a few times. 

You must have missed my post about Tory and I's trip to Madison. To popstart a car, clutch push shift unclutch and tap the gas. It didn't work, but eh?
The car needs to be in gear and going >5 mph. Otherwise the tires lock up and it doesn't compress the gas.

I learned on a manual, and have been driving one since I was 13.  I prefer them over automatics because automatics have this nasty habit of shifting badly, that alone makes me ever want to drive them. Not to mention; manuals have the ability to get better gas miliage.

[Edit] Also, after like a week it's all second nature.  You can stop for monthes then start again, and you still shift perfectaly.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
manuals can get better & worse.................yay for cars with POWA!
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Super_X on June 10, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
manuals can get better & worse.................yay for cars with POWA!
Yeah, It's all depending on how you drive. If you're always redlining and reving the motor, you get not-so-good mpg. Samething with automatics, though.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: d&q on June 10, 2006, 11:18:03 PM
Most people I know that get manuals get them because they are cheaper.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 12:19:37 AM
Quote from: Super_X on June 10, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
manuals can get better & worse.................yay for cars with POWA!
Yeah, It's all depending on how you drive. If you're always redlining and reving the motor, you get not-so-good mpg. Samething with automatics, though.
......eventhough it is quite nearly impossible to rev that high in an automatic
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Quik on June 11, 2006, 01:10:42 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 12:19:37 AM
Quote from: Super_X on June 10, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
manuals can get better & worse.................yay for cars with POWA!
Yeah, It's all depending on how you drive. If you're always redlining and reving the motor, you get not-so-good mpg. Samething with automatics, though.
......eventhough it is quite nearly impossible to rev that high in an automatic

Not so. Reset the ECM and drive really shitty, slamming on the gas often. It'll learn to shift really bad and late, redlining it before it switches gears.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 01:24:35 AM
way too hard...takes too much effort to reprogram it....unless you have right hardware/software
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Quik on June 11, 2006, 02:51:21 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 01:24:35 AM
way too hard...takes too much effort to reprogram it....unless you have right hardware/software

Not really. Most cars just require you to diconnect your car battery, wait 10 minutes, then reconnect it. Then, supposedly, you're supposed to go through a sequence in your owner's manual. However, if you just drive it after reset, it will learn things incorrectly (like automatic shifting), and hence will redline.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Super_X on June 11, 2006, 06:03:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 12:19:37 AM
Quote from: Super_X on June 10, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
manuals can get better & worse.................yay for cars with POWA!
Yeah, It's all depending on how you drive. If you're always redlining and reving the motor, you get not-so-good mpg. Samething with automatics, though.
......eventhough it is quite nearly impossible to rev that high in an automatic
Or, if you want to be real white trash, notice there's no lock between neutral and drive, rev in neutral and pop into drive. You could also just floor it. I left like 8 feet of rubber in my mothers MiniVan by sheer lead-footedness.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 06:20:31 PM
Quote from: Super_X on June 11, 2006, 06:03:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 12:19:37 AM
Quote from: Super_X on June 10, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
manuals can get better & worse.................yay for cars with POWA!
Yeah, It's all depending on how you drive. If you're always redlining and reving the motor, you get not-so-good mpg. Samething with automatics, though.
......eventhough it is quite nearly impossible to rev that high in an automatic
Or, if you want to be real white trash, notice there's no lock between neutral and drive, rev in neutral and pop into drive. You could also just floor it. I left like 8 feet of rubber in my mothers MiniVan by sheer lead-footedness.
lol!

my truck (when in neutral) limits the rpms to 4000
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Super_X on June 11, 2006, 06:46:04 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 06:20:31 PM
Quote from: Super_X on June 11, 2006, 06:03:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 12:19:37 AM
Quote from: Super_X on June 10, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
manuals can get better & worse.................yay for cars with POWA!
Yeah, It's all depending on how you drive. If you're always redlining and reving the motor, you get not-so-good mpg. Samething with automatics, though.
......eventhough it is quite nearly impossible to rev that high in an automatic
Or, if you want to be real white trash, notice there's no lock between neutral and drive, rev in neutral and pop into drive. You could also just floor it. I left like 8 feet of rubber in my mothers MiniVan by sheer lead-footedness.
lol!

my truck (when in neutral) limits the rpms to 4000
Haha. Your truck is an automatic.
Luhzar! ;) <3

That's stupid. That is annother reason I dislike new cars with more computers than an asian store. It's stupid. If I want my car to do something, no fucking computer better tell me it's not okay.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 06:51:23 PM
Quote from: Super_X on June 11, 2006, 06:46:04 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 06:20:31 PM
Quote from: Super_X on June 11, 2006, 06:03:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 12:19:37 AM
Quote from: Super_X on June 10, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
manuals can get better & worse.................yay for cars with POWA!
Yeah, It's all depending on how you drive. If you're always redlining and reving the motor, you get not-so-good mpg. Samething with automatics, though.
......eventhough it is quite nearly impossible to rev that high in an automatic
Or, if you want to be real white trash, notice there's no lock between neutral and drive, rev in neutral and pop into drive. You could also just floor it. I left like 8 feet of rubber in my mothers MiniVan by sheer lead-footedness.
lol!

my truck (when in neutral) limits the rpms to 4000
Haha. Your truck is an automatic.
Luhzar! ;) <3

That's stupid. That is annother reason I dislike new cars with more computers than an asian store. It's stupid. If I want my car to do something, no fucking computer better tell me it's not okay.
F150s are only offered in an auto ... unless you get a v6
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Furious on June 11, 2006, 06:54:13 PM
Learn to drive a manual, I've driven tons of manuals ranging from imports to full size trucks, and then to muscle cars.  Once you have the general concept down it only takes a few minutes to get adjusted to a different vehicle, because no two are the same.  You need to find the "spot" in the clutch, to do it slowly let off the clutch until you feel the car start moving ( while in 1st ), it will start rolling EXTREMELY slowly, from there you need to give a little gas and start letting of the clutch.  Most people refer to the process as a "teeter totter" when learning, it's actually extremely simple.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: rabbit on June 11, 2006, 07:50:41 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 06:51:23 PM
Quote from: Super_X on June 11, 2006, 06:46:04 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 06:20:31 PM
Quote from: Super_X on June 11, 2006, 06:03:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 11, 2006, 12:19:37 AM
Quote from: Super_X on June 10, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 10, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
manuals can get better & worse.................yay for cars with POWA!
Yeah, It's all depending on how you drive. If you're always redlining and reving the motor, you get not-so-good mpg. Samething with automatics, though.
......eventhough it is quite nearly impossible to rev that high in an automatic
Or, if you want to be real white trash, notice there's no lock between neutral and drive, rev in neutral and pop into drive. You could also just floor it. I left like 8 feet of rubber in my mothers MiniVan by sheer lead-footedness.
lol!

my truck (when in neutral) limits the rpms to 4000
Haha. Your truck is an automatic.
Luhzar! ;) <3

That's stupid. That is annother reason I dislike new cars with more computers than an asian store. It's stupid. If I want my car to do something, no fucking computer better tell me it's not okay.
F150s are only offered in an auto ... unless you get a v6
Pfft.  F150.  E250 is the way to go.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: BigAznDaddy on June 12, 2006, 02:17:51 PM
no hondas are the best
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Super_X on June 12, 2006, 03:35:38 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 12, 2006, 02:17:51 PM
no hondas are the best
I will kick you in the fucking throat if you ever say that. Ever.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Newby on June 12, 2006, 03:39:20 PM
Quote from: Super_X on June 12, 2006, 03:35:38 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 12, 2006, 02:17:51 PM
no hondas are the best
I will kick you in the fucking throat if you ever say that. Ever.

He is Asian. Give him a break.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 12, 2006, 05:03:56 PM
I have an 87 accord, the previous owners SUCK @ maintenance.  mismatched nuts/bolts all throughout.

SO FAR, I've replaced brakes (all around, not just the pads either), steering, a/c, cv joints, thermostat?, idle control valve.

my muffler FELL OFF the other day, a/c doesnt work (again).

HOWEVER, it runs!!!...and I was supposed to change the oil in Novemember of 2004!
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Furious on June 12, 2006, 05:19:10 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 12, 2006, 05:03:56 PM
I have an 87 accord, the previous owners SUCK @ maintenance.  mismatched nuts/bolts all throughout.

SO FAR, I've replaced brakes (all around, not just the pads either), steering, a/c, cv joints, thermostat?, idle control valve.

my muffler FELL OFF the other day, a/c doesnt work (again).

HOWEVER, it runs!!!...and I was supposed to change the oil in Novemember of 2004!

Sounds like me and my 5.0 ;/
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: BigAznDaddy on June 14, 2006, 10:01:47 PM
hondas are good cars.... i hate american cars.
the guys that make em dont know shit about cars
leave it to the asians who know about drifting and racing
and test their own cars
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Super_X on June 14, 2006, 10:25:16 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 14, 2006, 10:01:47 PM
hondas are good cars.... i hate american cars.
the guys that make em dont know shit about cars
leave it to the asians who know about drifting and racing
and test their own cars
I'll bet you that the majority of Asia doesn't even know what a Honda Civic is. Also, it's damn near impossible to drift anything front wheel drive.

Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: MyndFyre on June 14, 2006, 10:47:48 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 14, 2006, 10:01:47 PM
hondas are good cars.... i hate american cars.
the guys that make em dont know shit about cars
leave it to the asians who know about drifting and racing
and test their own cars
Toyotas are good cars.  Hondas are shit.

And I'll bet the ONLY reason you think Asians know about drifting and Americans don't is that you saw a preview of the new Fast & Furious movie where they talk about how Asians know how to drift and the Americans were amazed.

Noob.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: deadly7 on June 14, 2006, 11:42:25 PM
Toyotas ARE good cars.  They're built to last.  They're not really sporty or visually amazing or anything, but they work if you wash them regularily (salt from roads during winter eats away at anti-rust coating).  My dad, up until this year, was using a car made in 1990.  1990 Corolla.  That thing still ran and everything worked.  Just, he didn't wash the car in the winter ever so the body went to hell (rusts literally the size of my entire leg).
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Super_X on June 15, 2006, 01:15:16 AM
Quote from: deadly7 on June 14, 2006, 11:42:25 PM
Toyotas ARE good cars.  They're built to last.  They're not really sporty or visually amazing or anything, but they work if you wash them regularily (salt from roads during winter eats away at anti-rust coating).  My dad, up until this year, was using a car made in 1990.  1990 Corolla.  That thing still ran and everything worked.  Just, he didn't wash the car in the winter ever so the body went to hell (rusts literally the size of my entire leg).
My little Chevy S-10 has been around for 24 years. It was made 1983. It still runs and everyting works, the only problem (at the moment) is a clutch that I'm fixing later this summer. It's got a total of like, maybe 1 cubic foot of rust. It's been through many winters and salty roads. (It has a protective layer of like, .25" dirt. Keeps the water out, and off of the suspention.) I <3 it! It also gets 24 city and 30~ highway mpg!
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 15, 2006, 01:38:00 AM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg74637#msg74637 date=1150339668]
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 14, 2006, 10:01:47 PM
hondas are good cars.... i hate american cars.
the guys that make em dont know shit about cars
leave it to the asians who know about drifting and racing
and test their own cars
Toyotas are good cars.  Hondas are shit.
Bite thine tongue!!!

My Honda has been through hell & back & lives on.  If everything had been maintained itd be a nice little car...but the previous owners suck @ that (& so do I sorta)...i.e., I need to change my oil (since Nov 2004)
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: TeHFoOoL on June 15, 2006, 02:40:42 AM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 14, 2006, 10:01:47 PM
hondas are good cars.... i hate american cars.
the guys that make em dont know shit about cars
leave it to the asians who know about drifting and racing
and test their own cars

TROLLTIME!:

You know nothing about cars. Except for the racial bonus of like being Asian but that's negotiable. You put all your skill points in other choices anyways. Nub plz.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Furious on June 15, 2006, 08:12:38 PM
My dad drives an 88' Integra LS to work and back everyday, he just keeps up with maintaining it.  My Mustang doesn't give me any major problems, I just have a bunch of small ones because the dumbasses that had it before me didn't take care of it...that being one of the reasons I may just gut it and turn it into a strip car.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: BigAznDaddy on June 15, 2006, 09:40:22 PM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg74637#msg74637 date=1150339668]

Toyotas are good cars.  Hondas are shit.

And I'll bet the ONLY reason you think Asians know about drifting and Americans don't is that you saw a preview of the new Fast & Furious movie where they talk about how Asians know how to drift and the Americans were amazed.

Noob.

actually japan has the highest pro drifters in the world and because of that japans gov. has to issue
cameras on every corner so that they can catch the drifters
i have been to japan and i have drifted before and it's really fun
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: TeHFoOoL on June 15, 2006, 10:06:37 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 15, 2006, 09:40:22 PM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg74637#msg74637 date=1150339668]

Toyotas are good cars.  Hondas are shit.

And I'll bet the ONLY reason you think Asians know about drifting and Americans don't is that you saw a preview of the new Fast & Furious movie where they talk about how Asians know how to drift and the Americans were amazed.

Noob.

actually japan has the highest pro drifters in the world and because of that japans gov. has to issue
cameras on every corner so that they can catch the drifters
i have been to japan and i have drifted before and it's really fun


Azn, please.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Furious on June 18, 2006, 07:33:57 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 15, 2006, 09:40:22 PM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg74637#msg74637 date=1150339668]

Toyotas are good cars.  Hondas are shit.

And I'll bet the ONLY reason you think Asians know about drifting and Americans don't is that you saw a preview of the new Fast & Furious movie where they talk about how Asians know how to drift and the Americans were amazed.

Noob.

actually japan has the highest pro drifters in the world and because of that japans gov. has to issue
cameras on every corner so that they can catch the drifters
i have been to japan and i have drifted before and it's really fun


Bitch you're 15, don't even start talking about cars.  I will come and slit your fucking throat.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Sidoh on June 18, 2006, 11:05:38 PM
What's a drifter?  ;D
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Quik on June 19, 2006, 01:32:53 AM
I stumbled across this discussion too late, I'm afraid. I dearly wished to tear out some innards in a debate about Japanese cars, but I think that everyone else has already realized that BigAznDaddy is a moron. Thank you Myndy for posting what I was about to say re: Fast and Furious or Initial D movie bullshit.

If you want a real asian car, import a GT-R. Your JDM integ or stock evo don't make you a l33t racer.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Krazed on June 19, 2006, 04:18:08 PM
Man I wish I saw this discussion. About driving clutch, easiest way to catch the clutch is to just feather the gas between like, 1500-2500 and slowly let out the clutch and you wont stutter it. About the JDM shit-talking, I wanna see a mustang or any other "muscle" car run under a 13 in the quarter mile and still get good gas mileage. It's not gonna happen.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 19, 2006, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: Krazed on June 19, 2006, 04:18:08 PM
Man I wish I saw this discussion. About driving clutch, easiest way to catch the clutch is to just feather the gas between like, 1500-2500 and slowly let out the clutch and you wont stutter it. About the JDM shit-talking, I wanna see a mustang or any other "muscle" car run under a 13 in the quarter mile and still get good gas mileage. It's not gonna happen.
Define "good gas mileage"...

I'm sure you could do it.

The new stangs are supposed to hit 13.6 ish in the 1/4 & get like 20? mpg city
...if you drop some weight, change the exhaust & intake & maybe retune it you SHOULD accelerate quicker & get BETTER mpg
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Krazed on June 19, 2006, 05:47:01 PM
Haha, I could be an asshole and say good gas mileage is over 25mpg. I forgot about the new stangs.  ;)
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 19, 2006, 05:50:47 PM
Quote from: Krazed on June 19, 2006, 05:47:01 PM
Haha, I could be an asshole and say good gas mileage is over 25mpg. I forgot about the new stangs.  ;)
if you REALLY wanted to be an asshole, you'd find a nice powerful 05-06 stang that gets like 22mpg city & runs a 12.9 & say "good mpg is 22.5mpg, BITCH!"
;)

new stangs are pretty, mm, how I wish for one
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Krazed on June 20, 2006, 09:15:06 PM
yeah a friend of mines got a nice 05 GT, shits sickkk
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: MyndFyre on June 20, 2006, 09:18:11 PM
Quote from: Krazed on June 19, 2006, 05:47:01 PM
Haha, I could be an asshole and say good gas mileage is over 25mpg. I forgot about the new stangs.  ;)

Holy crap.  The most gas I've ever put in my car was 16.8 gallons, and that was below the line.

Until today.

I'd driven back from Flagstaff (~170 miles), was still running on the same gas when I got it to the gas station this morning.  17.2 gallons.

Lukcy I made it!
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: rabbit on June 21, 2006, 08:13:40 AM
Most cars don't tell you about the extra gallon nowadays.  See, most of the gas meters are actually E = 1.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: CrAz3D on June 21, 2006, 12:53:51 PM
yeah, once the fun EMPTY you've ~50 miles.

The most I've ever gotten outta my truck was like 360 miles (& I wasn't even on empty when I filled it up!!!)...18 mpg baby!
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: BigAznDaddy on June 21, 2006, 06:35:25 PM
Quote from: Furious on June 18, 2006, 07:33:57 PM


Bitch you're 15, don't even start talking about cars.  I will come and slit your fucking throat.

first off who cares what age i am
second: its japan and the drifting thing was in a closed off parking lot
third: try to slit my throat and see what happens.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Krazed on June 21, 2006, 07:23:12 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 21, 2006, 06:35:25 PM
Quote from: Furious on June 18, 2006, 07:33:57 PM


Bitch you're 15, don't even start talking about cars.  I will come and slit your fucking throat.

first off who cares what age i am
second: its japan and the drifting thing was in a closed off parking lot
third: try to slit my throat and see what happens.

you don't know how to drive bro, haha either do I though, I hit a tree
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: MyndFyre on June 21, 2006, 07:35:14 PM
Quote from: Krazed on June 21, 2006, 07:23:12 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on June 21, 2006, 06:35:25 PM
Quote from: Furious on June 18, 2006, 07:33:57 PM


Bitch you're 15, don't even start talking about cars.  I will come and slit your fucking throat.

first off who cares what age i am
second: its japan and the drifting thing was in a closed off parking lot
third: try to slit my throat and see what happens.

you don't know how to drive bro, haha either do I though, I hit a tree
Rofl.  Normal people hit things that are also moving on the road (i.e., other vehicles).  Krazed... well, he hits stationary things.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: rabbit on June 21, 2006, 08:39:24 PM
HIT?  If he put a bow on it he'd have made a present.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Krazed on June 21, 2006, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: rabbit on June 21, 2006, 08:39:24 PM
HIT?  If he put a bow on it he'd have made a present.

(http://www.1strespondernews.com/Resources/Pictures/News/Web/ArticleImages/051806119-b.jpg)

Nah, I don't think a bow would look good there.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: MyndFyre on June 21, 2006, 09:39:07 PM
How the fuck do you get a car to do that?!?
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Joe on June 21, 2006, 10:18:22 PM
I'd sue that bitch who copyrighted a picture of YOUR artwork.. er.. accident scene.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Krazed on June 21, 2006, 10:57:53 PM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg76257#msg76257 date=1150940347]
How the fuck do you get a car to do that?!?

http://www.1strespondernews.com/webpages/news/displayNews.aspx?PT=news&ID=e3e3c75a-b764-4bab-bf0d-8c5e0f9a0e82
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: TeHFoOoL on June 21, 2006, 11:09:02 PM
Is that tree made of metal?
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: rabbit on June 21, 2006, 11:32:33 PM
Well, you see, that particular model car had slightly oversized crumple zones, specifically, from the passenger side to about...the driver's side.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: MyndFyre on June 21, 2006, 11:41:29 PM
Quote from: Krazed on June 21, 2006, 10:57:53 PM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg76257#msg76257 date=1150940347]
How the fuck do you get a car to do that?!?

http://www.1strespondernews.com/webpages/news/displayNews.aspx?PT=news&ID=e3e3c75a-b764-4bab-bf0d-8c5e0f9a0e82

OK, that doesn't answer my question.  It said what happened.  I asked how.

How did you first hit a fence, then a mailbox, then wrap your fucking car around a fucking tree?!?!?!?  HOW FAST WERE YOU GOING?  Goddamn!
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: TeHFoOoL on June 22, 2006, 12:06:33 AM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg76290#msg76290 date=1150947689]
Quote from: Krazed on June 21, 2006, 10:57:53 PM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg76257#msg76257 date=1150940347]
How the fuck do you get a car to do that?!?

http://www.1strespondernews.com/webpages/news/displayNews.aspx?PT=news&ID=e3e3c75a-b764-4bab-bf0d-8c5e0f9a0e82

OK, that doesn't answer my question.  It said what happened.  I asked how.

How did you first hit a fence, then a mailbox, then wrap your fucking car around a fucking tree?!?!?!?  HOW FAST WERE YOU GOING?  Goddamn!

There was a lawsuit about someone who left his RV on " cruise control " thinking that it'd navigate through the curves and such. He sued after it crashed and won ( of course ) 4 million.

Maybe he isn't alone? -_-
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: rabbit on June 22, 2006, 08:59:05 AM
Cruise control isn't autopilot...wtf?
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Krazed on June 22, 2006, 04:25:30 PM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg76290#msg76290 date=1150947689]
Quote from: Krazed on June 21, 2006, 10:57:53 PM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=6143.msg76257#msg76257 date=1150940347]
How the fuck do you get a car to do that?!?

http://www.1strespondernews.com/webpages/news/displayNews.aspx?PT=news&ID=e3e3c75a-b764-4bab-bf0d-8c5e0f9a0e82

OK, that doesn't answer my question.  It said what happened.  I asked how.

How did you first hit a fence, then a mailbox, then wrap your fucking car around a fucking tree?!?!?!?  HOW FAST WERE YOU GOING?  Goddamn!

Being the invincibile 17-year-old we all once were. 107 around a 25mph turn in a 40mph zone. I learned my lesson that time.
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: rabbit on June 22, 2006, 05:56:46 PM
Quote from: Krazed on June 22, 2006, 04:25:30 PM
107 around a 25mph turn in a 40mph zone
in the rain*
Title: Re: Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!
Post by: Krazed on June 23, 2006, 03:19:34 PM
Quote from: rabbit on June 22, 2006, 05:56:46 PM
Quote from: Krazed on June 22, 2006, 04:25:30 PM
107 around a 25mph turn in a 40mph zone
in the rain*

Yeah, that's one of the factors.