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Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!

Started by TeHFoOoL, June 08, 2006, 03:15:03 AM

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Joe

I'm planning on learning to drive without the hastle of stick, and then learning stick.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


AntiVirus

I learned on an automatic and then my first car was a stick.. *sigh*
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

deadly7

I'd learn on a stick for the hell of it.  Automatic is easy anyways.
*move thing*
*leave alone*
Pfft.
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Ergot

Quote from: Joe on June 09, 2006, 01:10:56 AM
I'm planning on learning to drive without the hastle of stick, and then learning stick.
Learn with stick... then you don't have to learn to drive without the hassle of stick.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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iago

I learned on automatic, and I don't plan on ever driving anything besides an automatic.  i'm not a car guy, and I really don't care about what's 'better'. 

To quote my friend, "I don't understand.  When you have coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other, how are you supposed to shift and steer?"

CrAz3D

Quote from: iago on June 09, 2006, 08:07:42 AM
I learned on automatic, and I don't plan on ever driving anything besides an automatic.  i'm not a car guy, and I really don't care about what's 'better'. 

To quote my friend, "I don't understand.  When you have coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other, how are you supposed to shift and steer?"
You steer with your knee, duh... ::)

Chavo

I learned on a stick and haven't driven one since  :-\

It's really not that much more difficult.  Sure you will stall a few times while you learn, but meh.

dark_drake

Well, I learned on automatic.  Then one day, a friend of mine decides he wants to teach me stick.  The first time I tried, I completely dumped the clutch.  Eventually, I was able to shift and all that nonsense.  Unfortunately, I haven't driven stick sense, so I'm probably horrible again.
errr... something like that...

wires

When my brother was teaching me to drive, he had a stick.  I think they're fun.  Just takes a little while to figure out how to get into first gear. :)

Ergot

Quote from: iago on June 09, 2006, 08:07:42 AM
I learned on automatic, and I don't plan on ever driving anything besides an automatic.  i'm not a car guy, and I really don't care about what's 'better'. 

To quote my friend, "I don't understand.  When you have coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other, how are you supposed to shift and steer?"
You put the cigarette in your mouth and shift jeez. Nobody just holds their cigarette like a incent... also... you could put it in the ashtray and the cup in the cupholder.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Joe

Cigarette out window. Coffee follows. Left hand goes on the stick and right on the wheel. Shift into first and press the gas.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


wires

Quote from: Joe on June 09, 2006, 03:55:56 PM
Cigarette out window. Coffee follows. Left hand goes on the stick and right on the wheel. Shift into first and press the gas.
Do you live in Europe?

Chavo

Quote from: WiReS on June 09, 2006, 03:58:33 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 09, 2006, 03:55:56 PM
Cigarette out window. Coffee follows. Left hand goes on the stick and right on the wheel. Shift into first and press the gas.
Do you live in Europe?

lol

iago

Quote from: dark_drake on June 09, 2006, 12:15:56 PM
Well, I learned on automatic.  Then one day, a friend of mine decides he wants to teach me stick.  The first time I tried, I completely dumped the clutch.  Eventually, I was able to shift and all that nonsense.  Unfortunately, I haven't driven stick sense, so I'm probably horrible again.
Actually, that's the same story as mine.  I think I could probably drive it now, sort of, just enough to get to a hospital if the situation came up. 

Quote from: Joe on June 09, 2006, 03:55:56 PM
Cigarette out window. Coffee follows. Left hand goes on the stick and right on the wheel. Shift into first and press the gas.

It's not that simple.  You have to press the clutch and the gas a bit then shift into first and release the clutch and increase the gas, or something.  But it gets easier when you do it a few times. 

rabbit

You have to clutch, shift, gas.  Clutch and gas at the same time = brake