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Normal mermaid.
Normal mermaid. What can you do with the other one if it had a huge fish head attached to it? :P
normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 19, 2007, 09:27:04 PM
normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.
exactly! lol
Reverse mermaid. You can fuck it, then eat it. A bonus is you can tell when it's done cooking from when it's eyes pop out.
Oh, and they can nag all they want but you won't hear them. Fish don't have a lerinx.
Larynx.
"Cake, or death?"
Yeh. Normal mermaid. You could knife yourself a vagina. IN HER STOMACH.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 19, 2007, 09:27:04 PM
normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.
I'm sure with enough beer you could rape the second one.
and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her. :)
Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 20, 2007, 07:45:42 AM
and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her. :)
*highfive*!
Quote from: Metal Militia on February 20, 2007, 08:38:48 AM
Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.
F U.
Normal. So I could tell her to swim me off the island.
Quote from: CrAz3D on February 19, 2007, 10:29:35 PM
"Cake, or death?"
Hehehe.
Reverse.
Quote from: Metal Militia on February 20, 2007, 08:38:48 AM
Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.
No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.
No, women were put here because Adam was cheap.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 20, 2007, 06:53:13 PM
Quote from: Metal Militia on February 20, 2007, 08:38:48 AM
Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.
No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.
almost as funny as sidoh'scomment in jo'es thread about his computer? or the new re: highschool
Quote from: OG Trust on February 20, 2007, 07:45:42 AM
and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her. :)
Ever heard of Auto Erotic Asphyxiation?
Yes I have but I wouldnt want some fish head flopping around while I'm having sex with it's lower half. Also, you could talk to the regular mermaid which would keep you from going insane.
See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them. Why is sex so necessary? At the very least, it's a sin against nature. At the very worst, you're going to end up with 1/4 fish babies running around, possibly haunting Innsmouth.
I'd go with the female top-half so I could have somebody to talk to. And, if it came to that, a blowjob wouldn't hurt.
Quote from: iago on February 21, 2007, 08:51:08 AM
See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them. Why is sex so necessary? At the very least, it's a sin against nature. At the very worst, you're going to end up with 1/4 fish babies running around, possibly haunting Innsmouth.
I'd go with the female top-half so I could have somebody to talk to. And, if it came to that, a blowjob wouldn't hurt.
:)
Quote from: iago on February 21, 2007, 08:51:08 AM
See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them.
go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 01:22:13 PM
Quote from: iago on February 21, 2007, 08:51:08 AM
See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them.
go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.
dude, they're fish people...its a little creepy.
I wouldnt want sex with either, either....(ha)
Quote from: CrAz3D on February 20, 2007, 07:32:48 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on February 20, 2007, 06:53:13 PM
Quote from: Metal Militia on February 20, 2007, 08:38:48 AM
Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.
No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.
almost as funny as sidoh'scomment in jo'es thread about his computer? or the new re: highschool
... ?
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 01:22:13 PM
go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.
I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 07:31:41 AM
Yes I have but I wouldnt want some fish head flopping around while I'm having sex with it's lower half.
Made me chuckle IRL. +1.
Quote from: Sidoh on February 21, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...
Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 05:45:07 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 21, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...
Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.
Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.
Well it's implied that the lower half would be beautiful. And you could always febreze / microwave the upper half.
Quote from: iago on February 21, 2007, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 05:45:07 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 21, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...
Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.
Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.
same, my penis isnt that desperate...maybe your's is trust
:o
heh
Quote from: iago on February 21, 2007, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 05:45:07 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 21, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...
Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.
Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.
Suppose the human half is warm.
Quote from: iago on February 21, 2007, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 05:45:07 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 21, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...
Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.
Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.
Mermaids are almost always hot on TV.
And CrAz3D, if it looked like that...and you were on a deserted island...I think you'd be ok with it. That face is cute.
Quote from: Ender on February 21, 2007, 08:13:06 PM
Suppose the human half is warm.
Considering it lives underwater, I don't see how that'd be possible.
And even if it was, it'd likely slimy and sea-weedy and pruney
I'd bang a mermaid.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 09:40:38 PM
Quote from: iago on February 21, 2007, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 05:45:07 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 21, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...
Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.
Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.
Mermaids are almost always hot on TV.
And CrAz3D, if it looked like that...and you were on a deserted island...I think you'd be ok with it. That face is cute.
of course, but right now Im not lookin to hit it...
head on an island, most def...thats all i really need
It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 10:21:53 PM
It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.
.......................?
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 10:21:53 PM
It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.
Honestly though, that can substitute for the lower half, but what can substitute for the upper half?!
Quote from: Towelie on February 22, 2007, 12:47:04 AM
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 10:21:53 PM
It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.
Honestly though, that can substitute for the lower half, but what can substitute for the upper half?!
if you have the top half=human, then you can get BJs & handies...
...all works out
Quote from: iago on February 21, 2007, 10:00:56 PM
Quote from: Ender on February 21, 2007, 08:13:06 PM
Suppose the human half is warm.
Considering it lives underwater, I don't see how that'd be possible.
And even if it was, it'd likely slimy and sea-weedy and pruney
We're talking mythical creature here. Everyone knows that hot looking mythical creatures are always perfect.
Quote from: Newby on February 22, 2007, 12:56:24 AM
Quote from: OG Trust on February 21, 2007, 10:04:40 PM
I'd bang a mermaid.
For real.
See: my posts about why it'd be gross.
Quote from: rabbit on February 22, 2007, 06:26:31 AM
We're talking mythical creature here. Everyone knows that hot looking mythical creatures are always perfect.
We're talking about the existence of one of these in real life. In real life, they would look more like this:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Feejee_mermaid.jpg)
Not too sexy....
Here's the full article on that type of mermaid (which, by the way, was a hoax): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_mermaid
That was a baby sewn to a fish or something. We're talking about the mythical depiction (as shown in the images originally dealing with this topic).
Quote from: iago on February 22, 2007, 08:59:06 AM
We're talking about the existence of one of these in real life. In real life, they would look more like this:
No we aren't, we are talking about this:
(http://rave.ca/?g=full&i=125083)
The cutie on the left looks nothing like that.
True, but that's a drawing, not a photograph.
Either way, that was more or less an aside -- I still stand by the fact that she's going to be cold and slimy and gross to touch.
Quote from: iago on February 22, 2007, 06:02:11 PM
True, but that's a drawing, not a photograph.
Either way, that was more or less an aside -- I still stand by the fact that she's going to be cold and slimy and gross to touch.
The question is which one would you chose, not that you wouldn't like either of them!
Quote from: Towelie on February 22, 2007, 09:07:08 PM
Quote from: iago on February 22, 2007, 06:02:11 PM
True, but that's a drawing, not a photograph.
Either way, that was more or less an aside -- I still stand by the fact that she's going to be cold and slimy and gross to touch.
The question is which one would you chose, not that you wouldn't like either of them!
And I already answered that -- the human top so I could have somebody to talk to. A companion rather than a lover. For the reasons you've seen.
Quote from: iago on February 23, 2007, 02:44:56 AM
Quote from: Towelie on February 22, 2007, 09:07:08 PM
Quote from: iago on February 22, 2007, 06:02:11 PM
True, but that's a drawing, not a photograph.
Either way, that was more or less an aside -- I still stand by the fact that she's going to be cold and slimy and gross to touch.
The question is which one would you chose, not that you wouldn't like either of them!
And I already answered that -- the human top so I could have somebody to talk to. A companion rather than a lover. For the reasons you've seen.
I always had the thought that Mermaids spoke their own language, like whales or something.
With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... :-X
Quote from: Deuce on February 23, 2007, 06:13:23 AM
With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... :-X
LOL~!
Quote from: Deuce on February 23, 2007, 06:13:23 AM
With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... :-X
What if it was a Mexican mermaid? You wouldn't want that shit touchin' you.
Quote from: deadly7 on February 23, 2007, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Deuce on February 23, 2007, 06:13:23 AM
With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... :-X
What if it was a Mexican mermaid? You wouldn't want that shit touchin' you.
...
Quote from: deadly7 on February 23, 2007, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Deuce on February 23, 2007, 06:13:23 AM
With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... :-X
What if it was a Mexican mermaid? You wouldn't want that shit touchin' you.
wtf!?
those latinas got ASS!....wait, if I pick the one with only the top, hmm...no ass.
big lips though, yummy
Quote from: CrAz3D on February 23, 2007, 08:54:39 PM
wtf!?
those latinas got ASS!....wait, if I pick the one with only the top, hmm...no ass.
big lips though, yummy
And a mouthful of squirrel.