Which would you choose?

[disco]

Normal.  So I could tell her to swim me off the island.

"Cake, or death?"

Hehehe.

[Warrior]

Reverse.

[trust]

Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.

[rabbit]

No, women were put here because Adam was cheap.

[CrAz3D]

Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.

almost as funny as sidoh'scomment in jo'es thread about his computer? or the new re: highschool

[Super_X]

and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her. :)

Ever heard of Auto Erotic Asphyxiation?

[trust]

Yes I have but I wouldnt want some fish head flopping around while I'm having sex with it's lower half. Also, you could talk to the regular mermaid which would keep you from going insane.

[iago]

See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them. Why is sex so necessary? At the very least, it's a sin against nature. At the very worst, you're going to end up with 1/4 fish babies running around, possibly haunting Innsmouth.

I'd go with the female top-half so I could have somebody to talk to. And, if it came to that, a blowjob wouldn't hurt.

[Towelie]

See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them. Why is sex so necessary? At the very least, it's a sin against nature. At the very worst, you're going to end up with 1/4 fish babies running around, possibly haunting Innsmouth.

I'd go with the female top-half so I could have somebody to talk to. And, if it came to that, a blowjob wouldn't hurt.

:)

[trust]

See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them.

go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.

[CrAz3D]

See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them.

go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.

dude, they're fish people...its a little creepy.

I wouldnt want sex with either, either....(ha)

[Sidoh]

Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.

almost as funny as sidoh'scomment in jo'es thread about his computer? or the new re: highschool

... ?

go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

[Newby]

Yes I have but I wouldnt want some fish head flopping around while I'm having sex with it's lower half.

Made me chuckle IRL. +1.

[trust]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

[iago]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.