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Entertainment District / Hammerdin
« on: November 20, 2009, 03:28:00 PM »

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General Discussion / Ewwwwwow
« on: November 18, 2009, 11:00:48 PM »




Bloody disturbing...

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General Discussion / Hey, what's up?
« on: November 15, 2009, 11:34:32 PM »
LOL, long time no talk. Where has everyone been?

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Entertainment District / It's hot in hell. LOL
« on: July 29, 2008, 01:57:33 AM »
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the e-mail without noticing his error.

In the mean time:
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack (died and gone to report in heaven). The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from family and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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Entertainment District / Redneck Logic
« on: July 29, 2008, 01:02:58 AM »
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Bubba.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"

"I sure do," answered the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.

"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.

"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.

Cooter says, "What in tarnation is logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"

"No."

"You're a queer, ain't ya?"

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Entertainment District / Mother and Reader's Digest
« on: July 29, 2008, 12:56:28 AM »
so this mother wrote in to like readers digest talking about her daughters first tat.  she put it on her behind and showed it to her mom with pride.  it said "tight".  her mother asked "what are you going to do when you get old?" her daughter who was at that point 18, thought about it for a few moments and stated that when she gets old she is going to put above it "used to be" :-\

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General Discussion / StaiN who?
« on: June 26, 2008, 11:58:42 AM »
LOL, sup people?  :D

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Gaming / Condition Zero?
« on: May 11, 2005, 06:50:33 PM »
Does anyone play it? I just got it... But I was wondering if anyone had it... And wanted to play w/ me er w/e

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General Discussion / Funny quotes not from Op x86
« on: April 07, 2005, 09:03:58 PM »
yes but its still funny as hell ;D

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General Programming / Java Tutorials
« on: April 05, 2005, 05:01:00 AM »
Anyone know where some are? Like GOOD ones. I'd prefer no answers with search engine URLs I want Direct Tutorial URL's thanks. :)

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