Whats the difference...

[Sidoh]

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Yes..I do.

You're destined for a good job
Joe is destined for..
Deadly is destined for an IT job
Quik will work @ footlocker
iago will work for the CIA (HOW IRONIC LOL)

HAHAHAH

[Joe]

Hah, where am I going?! =(

[deadly7]

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What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.

You don't understand the destinies of every living being.  You didn't create the universe.  Additionally, your name begins with an "N."

Yes..I do.

You're destined for a good job
Joe is destined for..
Deadly is destined for an IT job
Quik will work @ footlocker
iago will work for the CIA (HOW IRONIC LOL)

:D

[leet_muffin]

Hah, where am I going?! =(

Hell.

[Blaze]

Hah, where am I going?! =(

Hell.

Cloud goes up, cloud goes down. Cloud goes up, cloud goes down...

Foobar?  Eww.

and for clarification, Why the hell do all my topics turn into religious stuff?

[Sidoh]

and for clarification, Why the hell do all my topics turn into religious stuff?

Good question.

[Blaze]

Back to the topic of dead babies,

Whats worse then ten babies nailed to one tree?  One baby nailed to ten trees.

[leet_muffin]

how do you fit 10,000 dead babies in a phone booth?

blender.

how do you get them out?

straw.

how do you fit a dead baby in tupperwear?

blender.

how do you get it out?

chips.

[Blaze]

What do you do if the baby isn't painting the wall?  Get a stronger cannon.

[Sidoh]

What do you do if the baby isn't painting the wall?  Get a stronger cannon.

ROFL!!

[Super_X]

Here's one that I haven't seen a variation of:

What's worse then 13 dead babies in a trash can?
A live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.

[Blaze]

Here's one that I haven't seen a variation of:

What's worse then 13 dead babies in a trash can?
A live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.

Nice!

[Super_X]

Here's one that I haven't seen a variation of:

What's worse then 13 dead babies in a trash can?
A live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.

Nice!

Thank you. ;)

What's worse than putting your dick in a dead babie full of razor blades?

Pulling it back out.


Annother good one:

What's red, pink, and bubelie that claws at the window befote it explodes?

A babie in the microwave.