Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom

[MyndFyre]

If it wasn't Dell's fault, why are they researching it?

NOW IT MAKES SENSE TO ME WHY YOU'RE LIBERAL!!!!!

"If global warming isn't our fault, why are we researching it?"

"If it isn't the kid's fault she got shot, why was she standing in front of the gun?"

[rabbit]

Those examples suck.  Neither are a large corporation putting exploding laptops of doomy doom out on the market burning down 747's and attempting to assassinate Japanese press people.

And you're using the broad-spectrum negative connotative "liberal".  You are mean.  You hurt my feelings.  I'm going to go cry now. (Fucker).

[MyndFyre]

Those examples suck.  Neither are a large corporation putting exploding laptops of doomy doom out on the market burning down 747's and attempting to assassinate Japanese press people.

And you're using the broad-spectrum negative connotative "liberal".  You are mean.  You hurt my feelings.  I'm going to go cry now. (Fucker).

Good.

And I NEVER said ANYTHING about 747s, although that's just as valid.

"If it isn't the WTC's fault that it got rammed into by two planes, why were they so tall?"

[rabbit]

Actually, it is their fault.  The terrorists might have picked the WTC towers if they weren't the biggest things in a few hundred miles.

[AntiVirus]

Actually, it is their fault.  The terrorists might have picked the WTC towers if they weren't the biggest things in a few hundred miles.

Uhh..

[/joke] ?

It was def. the terrorists fault.

[MyndFyre]

Actually, it is their fault.  The terrorists might have picked the WTC towers if they weren't the biggest things in a few hundred miles.

Uhh..

[/joke] ?

It was def. the terrorists fault.

No, don't you see?  rabbit is a lib!

[rabbit]

I am not a downloadable Linux addon!

Anyway, whatever.

[GameSnake]

What if one of these dells exploded on an airplane, hmmm?!

[MyndFyre]

What if one of these dells exploded on an airplane, hmmm?!

Stop trying to be a wannabe terrorist.  Dell laptops don't explode above 10,000 feet.  That's why they tell you to wait until you've crossed that altitude.

[rabbit]

One exploded on the tarmac, in the cargo hold, though.