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Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom

Started by rabbit, July 17, 2006, 03:40:51 PM

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rabbit

Dell has been conspiring and plotting, trying to figure out how to control population growth, and the've recently displayed their brilliant scheme.

Kaleeko


leet_muffin

WOW~ Pretty good sized flame, too. Probably 2000+ degrees. Not bad.

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In light of the evidence, however, we'd suggest you avoid actually using a laptop on your lap. Ouch.
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

AntiVirus

Haha!  That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Sidoh

Quote from: AntiVirus on July 17, 2006, 07:36:35 PM
Haha!  That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

My guess is it was a defective replacement battery or something of that nature, but I could be wrong.

AntiVirus

Do you think there is a possiblity of it happening again?
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Chavo

No, I think the limit for a laptop spontaneously combusting is 1.  :P

CrAz3D

Quote from: unTactical on July 17, 2006, 07:54:26 PM
No, I think the limit for a laptop spontaneously combusting is 1.  :P
lol!

they could fix it...:(

Sidoh

Quote from: AntiVirus on July 17, 2006, 07:42:17 PM
Do you think there is a possiblity of it happening again?

I don't know.  They'd have to provide more details.

There are a few possible causes of this that isn't really Dell's fault, though.
  1) Someone bought a generic battery that wasn't intended to work with that specific laptop
  2) Someone plugged the wrong power adaptor into their laptop.  It looks like there were a lot of laptops to become confused with.

Nate

#9
No there is a problem with one of the Dell's.  A UPS 747 burned down on the tarmac at an airport the other day because a laptop exploded in the hold.


http://hardware.slashdot.org/hardware/06/07/17/1857232.shtml

rabbit


Ergot

Quote from: rabbit on July 17, 2006, 09:07:08 PM
If it wasn't Dell's fault, why are they researching it?
Because Dell is a company which would like to know what caused it in order for it to be fixed if it's their fault? Or possibly issue some sort of warning in the documentation to prevent future instances from happening?
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AntiVirus

Quote from: unTactical on July 17, 2006, 07:54:26 PM
No, I think the limit for a laptop spontaneously combusting is 1.  :P
Lmfao!  Ass hat.

The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Sidoh

Quote from: rabbit on July 17, 2006, 09:07:08 PM
If it wasn't Dell's fault, why are they researching it?

Liability reasons.

I did not, however, expressly state that it wasn't Dell's fault.  I simply listed a few causes for the mishap that would not fall into Dell's lap.

leet_muffin

Quote from: Sidoh on July 18, 2006, 01:28:17 AM
Liability reasons.

I did not, however, expressly state that it wasn't Dell's fault.  I simply listed a few causes for the mishap that would not fall into Dell's lap.

Cmon, now, you could have easily made some sort of pun there... Like:
Quote from: Sidoh on July 18, 2006, 01:28:17 AMLiability reasons.

I did not, however, expressly state that it wasn't Dell's fault.  I simply listed a few reasons for the mishap not to catch on fire necessarily in Dells lap.
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you