It seems like it's been really quiet here lately. What's going on!? Is my alligator avatar scaring people away?
No it's because rabbit is a complete prick to anybody who posts.
Actually no. I just don't like you (mostly because you're a jackass), so I'm mean to you.
In all seriousness, I'm not a jackass. But what's the other reason you dislike me? I'm curious.