Jamie Lynn Spears is PREGNANT

[while1]

Sometimes I feel like the majority of young Hollywood needs to be brutally raped and sodomized so they'll never be able to spread their legs again without crying.  It would sure do us all a favor.

Damn, I watch too much Law & Order: SVU.

[trust]

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That's a horrible thing to say. First off, her pregnancy doesn't really affect any of us except when we hear about it. We wouldn't be "better off" if she weren't pregnant, we'd just have less gossip in our life. It isn't like her pregnancy is physically or emotionally harming us. Secondly, who would ever think that anyone should be brutally raped and sodomized? That's a twisted thing to think. Is the kind of stuff they teach over at LU?

[Furious]

Gals used to have kids at 16 all the time ... I say let her have kids and make 16 year old marriage/sex legal!

I SAY, NO MORE FUCKING KIDS. FOR ANYONE < 30.

Yes, I want to be retired when my children turn 18.

O_O

[MyndFyre]

Sometimes I feel like the majority of young Hollywood needs to be brutally raped and sodomized so they'll never be able to spread their legs again without crying.  It would sure do us all a favor.

Damn, I watch too much Law & Order: SVU.

LOL

Yes, I want to be retired when my children turn 18.

O_O

The way I figure it, if I have a kid at 30, I'll be turning 48 or so when (s)he's turning 18.  I'd have to be....  hm, figuring on retiring at 62, I'd have to be 44 to have a kid who's 18 when I'm retiring.  Nothx.

[while1]

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That's a horrible thing to say.

Duh, I'm a horrible person!

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Secondly, who would ever think that anyone should be brutally raped and sodomized? That's a twisted thing to think.

Eh, to answer the broader question, yes I do think in cases where a person's actions merits extreme punishment, forcible rape and sodomy would be an excellent punishment.  I sure as hell wouldn't protest if a politician wanted to make the punishment for child molesters and pedophiles to be raped and sodomized by a wooden plunger.

Now, one might argue that Jamie Lynn Spears The Slut's actions don't merit such extreme punishment, sure I'll agree.  After all, my post was meant to be over-dramatic, crude, and vulgar in order to convey the utter disdain and distaste I have for the unclassy young socialites in our society.

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Is the kind of stuff they teach over at LU?

That and underwater basket weaving. :P

[trust]

She had sex with her boyfriend, that doesn't make her a slut.

[Furious]

Sometimes I feel like the majority of young Hollywood needs to be brutally raped and sodomized so they'll never be able to spread their legs again without crying.  It would sure do us all a favor.

Damn, I watch too much Law & Order: SVU.

LOL

Yes, I want to be retired when my children turn 18.

O_O

The way I figure it, if I have a kid at 30, I'll be turning 48 or so when (s)he's turning 18.  I'd have to be....  hm, figuring on retiring at 62, I'd have to be 44 to have a kid who's 18 when I'm retiring.  Nothx.

My dad retires next year, he's 38 right now.  Yesthx.

[CrAz3D]

Retiring @ 39?  Take it he went into the service @ 18>?

[Furious]

Retiring @ 39?  Take it he went into the service @ 18>?

Yep.  Retires next year with enough pay to not have to work.  He also got offered a job making roughly ~$115k/yr but denied it because he doesn't feel like traveling after he retires.

[MyndFyre]

My dad retires next year, he's 38 right now.  Yesthx.

At that point, I'd probably want to be in a position where I could "retire", but I couldn't imagine not working.  I'm too skittish when I'm not busy.

[leet_muffin]

Solution to 1/2 of nation's deficeit? No more ridiculous pensions? Sweet. Oh wait, never going to happen.

[CrAz3D]

Solution to 1/2 of nation's deficeit? No more ridiculous pensions? Sweet. Oh wait, never going to happen.

END LABOR UNIONS!

FTW

[Furious]

My dad retires next year, he's 38 right now.  Yesthx.

At that point, I'd probably want to be in a position where I could "retire", but I couldn't imagine not working.  I'm too skittish when I'm not busy.

He's retiring from the Navy and getting a job in his hometown with the local electric company.  Anywho, like Trust said:

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That's a horrible thing to say. First off, her pregnancy doesn't really affect any of us except when we hear about it. We wouldn't be "better off" if she weren't pregnant, we'd just have less gossip in our life. It isn't like her pregnancy is physically or emotionally harming us. Secondly, who would ever think that anyone should be brutally raped and sodomized? That's a twisted thing to think. Is the kind of stuff they teach over at LU?

I agree 100%

[Sidoh]

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That's a horrible thing to say. First off, her pregnancy doesn't really affect any of us except when we hear about it. We wouldn't be "better off" if she weren't pregnant, we'd just have less gossip in our life. It isn't like her pregnancy is physically or emotionally harming us. Secondly, who would ever think that anyone should be brutally raped and sodomized? That's a twisted thing to think. Is the kind of stuff they teach over at LU?

While I don't even begin to agree with what Michael is saying about forms of punishment, I do see how it can have a negative impact on the ethics (happy, iago? :)) of younger people in the eyes of their parents.  Many parents are against the idea of their children having sex this young (note: it doesn't bother me).  She's in a very public position and she's making some choices that many people would classify as poor.  While I care about this about as much as what color of dress Julia Roberts wore to the academy awards, I think it's important to recognize where other people are coming from and at least try to sympathize with them.

[BigAznDaddy]

Sometimes I feel like the majority of young Hollywood needs to be brutally raped and sodomized so they'll never be able to spread their legs again without crying.  It would sure do us all a favor.

Damn, I watch too much Law & Order: SVU.

now that is taking it a little to far. if you think about, it alot of americans (even minors) do: drugs, have sex, and other shit but they do not deserve to be raped and sit. the only reason you target Hollywood is because everything they do is caught on tape and the media blows things out of proportion. if anything the media people deserve to be sodomized i mean have you seen paparazzi people its frigged ridiculous.