Gotta Love Drexel's Newspaper

[rabbit]

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Also, from the "Real Bad Yokes" section:
"Classroom Stress relief"
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test.  If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".  (At least for the male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even if it's Smith.  Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an uninteligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?"  Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes.  (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

I have marked 12, as it is an amazing idea.

[Newby]

The second one is a winner.

[Sidoh]

Haha, that's pretty funny. :P

[iago]

In that first picture, is it just me, or does the previous one say, "results based on 1 vote"? Is that even possible?

Also, #1 in that list is evil. I'd be pissed off. :)

[Sidoh]

In that first picture, is it just me, or does the previous one say, "results based on 1 vote"? Is that even possible?

The whole thing is clearly intended to be humorous. :P

[rabbit]

In that first picture, is it just me, or does the previous one say, "results based on 1 vote"? Is that even possible?

Also, #1 in that list is evil. I'd be pissed off. :)

It's possible.





















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[iago]

It's possible.

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So what you're saying is, basically, it's not possible. :P

[rabbit]

It's possible.  Options can overlap!