so, chess sex jokes

[deadly7]

Ender, try this pick-up line next time you're out mackin' dem hoez:

"Hey yo girl, how bout a game of chess? I'm betting my king topples your queen during"

[Ender]

wtf

no

dude i pick up girls like a lumberjack picks up wood -- effortlessly

i don't need any pickup lines

[Ender]

i just go up to girls, walk right past them, and then, en passant, i give a handsome wink -- and as if this wink were a common language they tag behind in no time

[Ender]

other times i walk right up to them and entrench myself just inches away (so that my moxie and magnanimity may become evident to all) and then i stand there a while to let a sense of wonder permeate the cool night air, until i say: "my name is w x y z the fourth, and my mojo is un-par-a-lleled"; and then they fall into my arms and say "take me away: oh! dear prince of my fancy!"

[Ender]

and still yet on other occasions i just give them a warm smile, and nothing more, and they are infatuated for life. how cruel a price to pay -- an undying love for me -- for i can only hold one woman to my heart at a time. how many lives of passersby have i changed indefinitely?

[topaz~]

wat

[deadly7]

ya but dude thisll get u the chess babes. theyre smart and put out.

[Hitmen]

quadruple post? what the fuck ender
you're so wasteful
don't you know there is only a finite number of posts available? why would you be so selfish and greedy?
save the posts for the needy
don't you care about anyone but yourself?
asshole

[Ender]

quadruple post? what the fuck ender
you're so wasteful
don't you know there is only a finite number of posts available? why would you be so selfish and greedy?
save the posts for the needy
don't you care about anyone but yourself?
asshole

even if your sophistry should be taken into account, and your lies made true, the adequate explanation of my manliness is worth more than a few extra posts. indeed if i had to fill the SQL database to the brim with posts, then the explanation would still be justifiably necessary.

[iago]

Who was it that had complained about nested quotes wasting space in the DB? This is MUCH worse! I want my bytes back!

I should figure out how much money I paid for each byte of harddrive space, and start charging people for wasting it!

[Ender]

Who was it that had complained about nested quotes wasting space in the DB? This is MUCH worse! I want my bytes back!

I should figure out how much money I paid for each byte of harddrive space, and start charging people for wasting it!

or a better system would be to charge for each byte of harddrive space that is occupied by the politics forum

[Warrior]

Who was it that had complained about nested quotes wasting space in the DB? This is MUCH worse! I want my bytes back!

I should figure out how much money I paid for each byte of harddrive space, and start charging people for wasting it!

nested quotes take up bandwidth

[iago]

nested quotes take up bandwidth

So do multiple posts. Likely a lot more than nested quotes, within reason.

[Warrior]

My previous post was a reference to something posted by someone in some boards not accessible by some people.

[iago]

My previous post was a reference to something posted by someone in some boards not accessible by some people.

That's $1 for overuse of the word "some".