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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2009, 05:18:27 AM »
Male.
I am inclined to believe this, Newby is incapable of communicating with persons of the female variety.
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 05:38:14 AM »
Hitmen, that comma should be a semi-colon, or a period, or a comma plus a conjunction.

Hmmm, it is for these reasons I should be a global mod.

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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2009, 06:09:37 AM »
Yeah; I need to work on that too.
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2009, 06:55:57 AM »
Remember what happened when a girl came on these forums last time?


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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2009, 08:45:37 AM »
Didn't this happen?

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2009, 10:41:07 AM »
Don't they just eventually vanish?  Last girl I remember was Kaleeko.  That was a girl, correct? :O
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2009, 12:54:57 PM »
I'm pretty sure Kaleeko was Joe with a wig.

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2009, 01:58:25 PM »
Run down of the forum:
Warrior is Cartman. He's a smart guy, but redirects his intellect into douchebaggery.
CrAz3D is Warrior's inept nemesis. Same douchebaggery, just not as witty. Nobody likes CrAz3D.
Ender is Warrior's sidekick, but not like Batman and Robin; more like Pinky and the Brain.
I'm Kyle; I care too much sometimes and get caught in meaningless arguments with Warrior.
rabbit is an irrational; he gets angry too much and does silly things.

Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 02:03:46 PM by Armin »
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2009, 02:10:03 PM »
Run down of the forum:
Warrior is Cartman. He's a smart guy, but redirects his intellect into douchebaggery.
CrAz3D is Warrior's inept nemesis. Same douchebaggery, just not as witty. Nobody likes CrAz3D.
Ender is Warrior's sidekick, but not like Batman and Robin; more like Pinky and the Brain.
I'm Kyle; I care too much sometimes and get caught in meaningless arguments with Warrior.
rabbit is an irrational; he gets angry too much and does silly things.

Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.
Hooray for being boring! :D

That's an awesome comparison, though. The only one that doesn't sound accurate to me is Ender. :P

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2009, 02:14:03 PM »
You're right about Ender. He's more like Butters, following around Cartman cause he doesn't know better.
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2009, 03:06:55 PM »
Remember what happened when a girl came on these forums last time?
Didn't this happen?

Almost. The 5 page of trolls that I deleted were what happened. Next up is Monica never visiting again. =P

p.s. lol @ armin calling me normal.
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2009, 03:10:25 PM »
Remember what happened when a girl came on these forums last time?
That's different, she was an attention whore that posted attention-whore-y pictures. Nobody wanted her here.

p.s. lol @ armin calling me normal.
You're more like Stan, and throw up every time you talk to a girl you like. ;)

EDIT: Oh, and Blaze is certainly Terrance or Phillip, dealer's choice.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 03:16:54 PM by Armin »
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2009, 03:37:13 PM »
EDIT: Oh, and Blaze is certainly Terrance or Phillip, dealer's choice.
Since I'm the only other Canadian, that would make me the other?

Or Ugly Bob?

Or Scott?

Or Celine Dion?

Or the head of the World Canadian Bureau (WGA)?

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2009, 03:46:36 PM »
Terrance or Phillip.  Whichever one I'm not.  :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2009, 04:59:00 PM »
Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.
I resent this.

Hitmen, that comma should be a semi-colon, or a period, or a comma plus a conjunction.

Hmmm, it is for these reasons I should be a global mod.
I apologize for breaking the rules of punctuation, I hope that you can forgive my carelessness.
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