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Offline Balph

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« on: September 08, 2009, 03:20:26 AM »
Hello!  :D

I am here at the request of Ender. I'm 21, from outside of Boston, going to school at Harvey Mudd (studying mathematics). I've dabbled in some programming (Java and Python). I enjoy irony far too much. With the basics aside, I'll just go down the list of questions in an uninteresting fashion, since filling out these kinds of question lists gives me a strange sense of satisfaction:

What kind of music do you like?
Jazz and blues especially, and some classic/progressive rock.

Do you have a girl (boy?) friend? No.

Are you in any other clans? No.

Why do you want to join? So I can further pursue my lifelong goal of causing Ender suffering and confusion.

Have you read our rules? No.

What's your favourite...
TV show? QI

Movie? Fargo

Band? Steely Dan

Country? Turkmenistan

Continent? Antarctica, if only because of the penguins

Season?  Winter

Type of weather? Foggy, with light rain.

Chemical? Red Dye #40

Food? Snap peas (which, coincidentally, are my cat's favorite food too)

Drink? Orangina

Book? Goodnight Moon

Author? Thomas Pynchon

Operating system? OS X

Phone company? No preference.

Computer brand? I don't have a favorite. I use a Macbook, but I don't like it enough to call it a favorite.

Linux distribution? Admittedly, I don't use Linux, but I do like Ubuntu.

Sport? Badminton.

Sports team? I used to be a Red Sox fan, but I stopped caring after 2004.

Sporting event? The Rock Paper Scissors World Championship.

Game? the Emacs adventure game

Style of game (board, rpg, card, etc.)? I don't have much of a preference - anything will do.

Bird? Lyre bird

Animal? Axolotl

Pet? I have a cat.
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is a great deal of difference." - Al Roth

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Re: Hello
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 04:57:17 AM »
Why do you want to join? So I can further pursue my lifelong goal of causing Ender suffering and confusion.

Have you read our rules? No.

You'd have my vote, if I had one.

<Camel> i said what what
<Blaze> in the butt
<Camel> you want to do it in my butt?
<Blaze> in my butt
<Camel> let's do it in the butt
<Blaze> Okay!

Offline iNFINITE_POWA99

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Re: Hello
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 06:13:02 AM »
hi im gay

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

how dothis wok i dont see pictuer

sorry my eng is bad...

Offline Ender

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Re: Hello
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 06:15:46 AM »
Trolls & Co. would like to introduce a new member to its ranks -- iNFINITE_POWA. He has an illustrious history of trolling and we are proud to have him on board.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 09:17:15 AM by Ender »

Offline iNFINITE_POWA99

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Re: Hello
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 06:24:36 AM »
whot
sry i don`t understand

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Re: Hello
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 06:26:40 AM »
why i cant ignore iago ?

Offline Ender

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Re: Hello
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 06:28:33 AM »
Hmm seems like you can't ignore members.

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 06:32:17 AM »
this is.. how you ssay

a bull shite

Offline iago

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Re: Hello
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 08:44:04 AM »
The nice thing about non-members is, if they cause a disturbance and don't contribute, we ban them. :)

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Re: Hello
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 08:51:52 AM »
Meh, he's too busy to be a full-time troll. No worries.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 09:09:48 AM »
Well, since you've listed both of them as T&C members, I already don't like them.  Can we ban them now?

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Re: Hello
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 09:18:23 AM »
Well, since you've listed both of them as T&C members, I already don't like them.  Can we ban them now?

Actually I have removed Balph from the Trolls & Co. roster since he never agreed to be one of us. I spoke too soon and put words in his mouth. Don't be so quick to dismiss him; his introduction is quite sincere and he never intended to be labelled as a troll. We may recruit him later, if he wants to join, but not yet...

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Re: Hello
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 09:31:50 AM »
Sorry, that guy has the coolest hostname ever:

PRINTER-ON-FIRE.MIT.EDU
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hello
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 09:55:13 AM »
Welcome. Don't mind everyone else, they can't help it.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Offline Balph

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Re: Hello
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2009, 02:57:51 AM »
[...]his introduction is quite sincere and he never intended to be labelled as a troll.

That's not necessarily true.

Though I'm happy to hear you have so much faith in me, Ender.
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is a great deal of difference." - Al Roth