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Started by Quik, June 06, 2005, 08:00:21 PM

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Quik

So, I was writing my report in Word, and I put in a very specific date. The tooltip displays a message, and hilarity ensues.

Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

deadly7

Hahaaha. Lame. What was your report on?
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Quik

The Irish Revolution and the IRA.

Interestingly enough, it let me schedule a meeting for that date. Wonder when it will remind me..
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

Blaze

And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Newby

Quote from: Quik on June 06, 2005, 08:03:21 PM
Wonder when it will remind me..

Obviously on April 24th, 1916. Jeez.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Joe

Dude, use RTFEdit by Joe[x86] for your text editing needs!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago

Probably on April 24th, 2016

Newby

- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

wires


drka

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=1517.msg13079#msg13079 date=1118116743]
Dude, use RTFEdit by Joe[x86] for your text editing needs!
one of these days, ill make a win32 notepad out of C++ which will pwn your RTFEdit.

Sidoh

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=1517.msg13079#msg13079 date=1118116743]
Dude, use RTFEdit by Joe[x86] for your text editing needs!

Uhm, no. :)

Mythix

If it can textblock anything that comes out of your mouth, I'll use it.

Just kidding,
<3
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce


Krazed

Nah, dumb microsoft products are the combination of IE and Windows Update. For instance, yesterday on my recently formatted XP box, I figure I'll download some updates. Well, ofcourse Microsoft seems to think it's necessary to restart after just downloading the new Windows Update. That's right folks', no actual updates/paches/service packs, just the mother fuckin' program. Now, that was just stupid. But, whatever.. I restart, download some updates, restart again [ugh]... Then, after I'm going through the updates trying not to get frustrated, I get in a fight with this here banner!

It is good to be good, but it is better to be lucky.

deadly7

.. Never download an update on Windows without changing your reg key. EVER.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Warrior

Agreed. Windows personally KILLS your OS. As in destroying your MSIE, eating your resources, and other stuffs :[ It's BAAAD
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