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Sidoh and I went on a bro-date. It was romantic. Also his girlfriend came too as a third-wheel... awkward. (j/k she's awesome).

1. Exponential decay is in fact Linear border lining Constant in time.
2. Scientist use rigged scales to have you believe that a 1kg giant box weighs the same as a tiny 1kg copper weight.
3. When picking your nose, if at first you don't succeed... try, try again.
4. Vibrating a plate covered with sand at a certain frequency makes all the sand fly off.
5. There's nothing more exciting than the idea of a KFC buffet.
6. 2/3 People believe that the best reason to travel back in time is to eat dinosaurs.
7. The attached photo is how babies are made.

P.S. Sidoh POST TEH PICTURE D:
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 11:57:49 pm »
I liked this story.  The part with the sand was cool.  It was funny when he picked his nose.

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 12:44:55 am »
Things I learned (not necessarily at the exploratorium)

1. One order of popcorn chicken at Quickly is enough to feed three people. Don't need to order a second one.
2. Ergot needs sleepytime after a long day of walking around and eating.
3. Driving in San Francisco is kinda scary. :|
4. Children in the exploratorium suck. We should put them all in a transparent box and make an exhibit out of them.

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 12:51:32 am »
awww yeaaa that's the money shot. :3

Also yes, contrary to certain legal documents, I am actually 5 years old.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2012, 09:40:17 am »
Sidoh and I went on a bro-date. It was romantic. Also his girlfriend came too as a third-wheel... awkward.
You too, eh? :)

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 03:16:56 pm »
I'm a bro-slut.

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2012, 03:27:08 pm »
I'm an hour and a half away from SF and you guys didn't even think to include me?! FUCK YOU GUYS. =(
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2012, 03:46:05 pm »
I think Sidoh brings his girlfriend to all the bro-dates he goes on with x86 members, lulz.
I tend to edit my topics and replies frequently.

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2012, 04:00:30 pm »
I'm an hour and a half away from SF and you guys didn't even think to include me?! FUCK YOU GUYS. =(
Oh sorry, I thought you were in SoCal or something... and you're never online D:
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 04:18:27 pm »
I'm an hour and a half away from SF and you guys didn't even think to include me?! FUCK YOU GUYS. =(

Shit, seriously? I thought you were all the way down in LA. Completely just a faulty assumption that Ergot was the only one in the area... definitely wasn't deliberate. :(

I'll be here again this summer. Maybe you will too? We'll hang out!

I think Sidoh brings his girlfriend to all the bro-dates he goes on with x86 members, lulz.

What can I say? I need a chaperone?

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 05:08:41 pm »
I think Sidoh brings his girlfriend to all the bro-dates he goes on with x86 members, lulz.

What can I say? I need a chaperone?
I dunno, she seems to get you in more trouble than she prevents. That's not really doing a good job as a chaperone. :)

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Re: Things I learned at the Exploritorium (Science Museum) with Sidoh
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 06:47:43 pm »
I think Sidoh brings his girlfriend to all the bro-dates he goes on with x86 members, lulz.

What can I say? I need a chaperone?
I dunno, she seems to get you in more trouble than she prevents. That's not really doing a good job as a chaperone. :)

That's quite likely true.