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Offline Rule

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7575 on: April 02, 2009, 01:26:43 am »
I was inspired by Lead's post.  I wonder how many people are closet-pedos? That was basically the first person I talked to.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: you?
Stranger: 19/m/usa
You: 13/f/fl
Stranger: o rly?
You: ya..
You: what's up
Stranger: dunno. sup /b/
You: /b/?
Stranger: nothin
You: what does /b/ mean
Stranger: so, you really 13yo?
You: why would I not be
Stranger: cause its the internet
You: are you really 19?
Stranger: yes
You: would me asking that question make a difference anyways?
Stranger: just asking...
You: its ok
Stranger: so, what brings you here?
You: a forum
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: you?
Stranger: same...
Stranger: what forum?
You: secret :)
Stranger: very well...
Stranger: what do you want to do, lil girl?
You: hm, disconnect I guess :P
Stranger: no you dont
Stranger: like to play?
You: depends
Stranger: on?
You: what you mean
Stranger: like to play naughty, baby?
You: what do you have in mind
Stranger: no limits here
Stranger: up for anything
Stranger: whats your fantasy?
You: do you have a pic?
Stranger: none here. do you?
You: yes, but I'd only exchange
Stranger: love to play with you, baby
Stranger: do you like to play rough?
You: you're ok with me being 13?
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: girls your age are the best
You: Hi, my name is Chris Hansen. I work for NBC Dateline's "To Catch a Predator". How are you doing this evening?
Stranger: why dont you have a seat over there, /b/tard
Stranger: pedobear approves of this thread
Stranger: good game, /b/rother. good game.
You: =\
« Last Edit: April 02, 2009, 01:28:22 am by Rule »

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7576 on: April 02, 2009, 02:25:32 am »
Hahahahahahahahhaha.

That's awesome, Rule.  nice.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7577 on: April 02, 2009, 02:27:21 am »
Rule, what would you have done if that conversation had gone in your favor? what if he did have a pic? im a little worried by how far you went until you realized he was playing you.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7578 on: April 02, 2009, 02:30:14 am »
Rule, what would you have done if that conversation had gone in your favor? what if he did have a pic? im a little worried by how far you went until you realized he was playing you.

dude, shut up.  we know you were the stranger, and you're just trying to make rule seem like a creeper because you got conned out of some pedosex.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7579 on: April 02, 2009, 02:38:49 am »
Rule, what would you have done if that conversation had gone in your favor? what if he did have a pic? im a little worried by how far you went until you realized he was playing you.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7580 on: April 02, 2009, 02:43:59 am »
About 50% of the conversations on there seem to turn into chris hansen jokes at some point

Also, the new x-men movie was pretty cool. The lack of special effects in the copy that leaked, instead of ruining the movie, simply makes it hilarious in places.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7581 on: April 02, 2009, 03:57:49 am »
I lol'd pretty hard at the blog he has:

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There's other users that *aren't* trolls on Omegle? LOL
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7582 on: April 02, 2009, 08:01:43 pm »
Motherfucking hell.  I'm going to spend a fortune purchasing the Upsilon Pi Epsilon honor fraternity's graduation stole and cords... and possibly the medallion.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7583 on: April 03, 2009, 01:28:00 am »
Motherfucking hell.  I'm going to spend a fortune purchasing the Upsilon Pi Epsilon honor fraternity's graduation stole and cords... and possibly the medallion.

They make you buy that crap?  blah. :(

I just joined a few weeks ago.  The initiation ceremony is soon.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7584 on: April 03, 2009, 01:29:42 am »
Motherfucking hell.  I'm going to spend a fortune purchasing the Upsilon Pi Epsilon honor fraternity's graduation stole and cords... and possibly the medallion.
They make you buy that crap?  blah. :(

I just joined a few weeks ago.  The initiation ceremony is soon.
You have got to tell me what the initiation is like. Tau Beta Pi's was just... strange.
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« Reply #7585 on: April 03, 2009, 01:37:12 am »
Mine was pretty strange... but I think most are.

And no, it's not required to buy it.  I did have to pay some $50 fee last year when I joined though.  I'm just buying this stuff to differentiate myself from the rest of the graduating class.  The majority will have just the cap, gown, and colored hood denoting their college/degree type.  I probably won't purchase the medallion, too tacky.  But I definitely will get the cords, and most likely the stole too, since it has the emblem visible on it.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7586 on: April 03, 2009, 02:27:55 am »
Mine was pretty strange... but I think most are.

And no, it's not required to buy it.  I did have to pay some $50 fee last year when I joined though.  I'm just buying this stuff to differentiate myself from the rest of the graduating class.  The majority will have just the cap, gown, and colored hood denoting their college/degree type.  I probably won't purchase the medallion, too tacky.  But I definitely will get the cords, and most likely the stole too, since it has the emblem visible on it.

The stole does look pretty nice. :)

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7587 on: April 03, 2009, 01:21:31 pm »
am I doing it right?


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi !
You: hello
Stranger: who r u ?
You: the question is not who, but what am I?
Stranger: oh no....
Stranger: so what r u?
You: I'm going to be honest with you
You: I'm batman.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im joker
Stranger: so
Stranger: what should we do about that ?
You: Why are you trying to kill me?
Stranger: ... u r fun to play whit !
You: this is going nowhere
Stranger: really ?
You: you aren't really joker
Stranger: im not ?
Stranger: come here, and youll see
You: Why don't you take a seat
Stranger: should i ?
Stranger: this isnt so fun.
You: I'm Chris Hanson from NBC's To Catch a Predator
You: What are you doing here?
Stranger: im.. just playing
You: What did you plan on doing with this 13 year old girl?
Stranger: i tought that.. maeby ill just eat her
You: Do you know that you have a problem?
Stranger: no, i dont
Stranger: im one of the cullens..
Stranger: not vegetarian.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7588 on: April 03, 2009, 01:32:53 pm »
Stranger: hi , i beat anorexia
You: o hi
You: but you lost THE GAME
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #7589 on: April 03, 2009, 01:51:42 pm »
lame.
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