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Started by Krazed, June 12, 2005, 08:59:30 PM

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Killer360


CrAz3D

Earlier today a friend (buddy's ex) was over & we all were hanging out.  She got me phone & sent buddy texts saying that I screwed her & that we were having a kid.  She cleared it up later, though.


No he's texting me "you fucked her, yeah?"  like 10 times he's asked.  I reply "no, I havent.  plus it'd be against guy law since she's your ex"  He replies I have permission (might have to take him up on that).

Just now he calls from the bar screaming "you fucked her didnt you?"
Me: no 
Him: then do it already, you have my permission...*interruption from his friend* Jenny shut up I'll fuck you later.  You have my permission, fuck her already
Me: thanks?  ok bye.



lol

CetniK

Comical.  I need a haircut.

CrAz3D

Quote from: CetniK on November 04, 2007, 02:04:48 AM
Comical.  I need a haircut.
I'm gonna try to let mine grow :-\

so, talkin to my buddy's ex a bit more....I think I can go for her

Joe

I thought c0ld's IM's were weird!

(11:04:32 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: alo
(11:04:52 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: amerika
(11:05:04 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: losencılıs
(11:05:51 AM) [x86] Joe: Who is this?
(11:05:56 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ok
(11:06:30 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ı mehmet
(11:06:50 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: yuo
(11:07:11 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: konuşsana
(11:07:24 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: begenmedinmi
(11:07:46 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: sen kimi işletiyorsun amerikalıyım diye
(11:07:59 AM) [x86] Joe: I don't speak Turkish. Do you speak English?
(11:08:20 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: noo
(11:09:06 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com:  got ivnik norman
(11:09:09 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ok
(11:09:51 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: you tefepon
(11:10:22 AM) [x86] Joe: Вы говорите по-русски?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


CrAz3D

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Killer360

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=1580.msg134971#msg134971 date=1194196479]
I thought c0ld's IM's were weird!

(11:04:32 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: alo
(11:04:52 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: amerika
(11:05:04 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: losencılıs
(11:05:51 AM) [x86] Joe: Who is this?
(11:05:56 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ok
(11:06:30 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ı mehmet
(11:06:50 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: yuo
(11:07:11 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: konuşsana
(11:07:24 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: begenmedinmi
(11:07:46 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: sen kimi işletiyorsun amerikalıyım diye
(11:07:59 AM) [x86] Joe: I don't speak Turkish. Do you speak English?
(11:08:20 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: noo
(11:09:06 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com:  got ivnik norman
(11:09:09 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ok
(11:09:51 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: you tefepon
(11:10:22 AM) [x86] Joe: Вы говорите по-русски?
Rofl. You were just contacted by him randomly?

CetniK

Fucking Turks...Јели причаш Српски?  Је си ли из Русије?

iago

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=1580.msg134971#msg134971 date=1194196479]
I thought c0ld's IM's were weird!

(11:04:32 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: alo
(11:04:52 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: amerika
(11:05:04 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: losencılıs
(11:05:51 AM) [x86] Joe: Who is this?
(11:05:56 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ok
(11:06:30 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ı mehmet
(11:06:50 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: yuo
(11:07:11 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: konuşsana
(11:07:24 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: begenmedinmi
(11:07:46 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: sen kimi işletiyorsun amerikalıyım diye
(11:07:59 AM) [x86] Joe: I don't speak Turkish. Do you speak English?
(11:08:20 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: noo
(11:09:06 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com:  got ivnik norman
(11:09:09 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ok
(11:09:51 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: you tefepon
(11:10:22 AM) [x86] Joe: Вы говорите по-русски?
Watch out, because hakuna matata ain't no passing phase.

BigAznDaddy

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=1580.msg134971#msg134971 date=1194196479]
I thought c0ld's IM's were weird!

(11:04:32 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: alo
(11:04:52 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: amerika
(11:05:04 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: losencılıs
(11:05:51 AM) [x86] Joe: Who is this?
(11:05:56 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ok
(11:06:30 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ı mehmet
(11:06:50 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: yuo
(11:07:11 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: konuşsana
(11:07:24 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: begenmedinmi
(11:07:46 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: sen kimi işletiyorsun amerikalıyım diye
(11:07:59 AM) [x86] Joe: I don't speak Turkish. Do you speak English?
(11:08:20 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: noo
(11:09:06 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com:  got ivnik norman
(11:09:09 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: ok
(11:09:51 AM) hakuna_matata_002@hotmail.com: you tefepon
(11:10:22 AM) [x86] Joe: Вы говорите по-русски?
Wtf? I think you have a stalker

CrAz3D

fuck.  matt.  get online.

trust

Quote from: CrAz3D on November 04, 2007, 11:22:41 PM
fuck.  matt.  get online.

me? haha I was only awake about 4 hours from 3AM Sunday-7AM Monday.

BigAznDaddy

Quote from: Killer360 on November 04, 2007, 12:26:56 AM
200 pages! w00t
I now just got this comment lol.
at first I was like cool 200 pages of a book or something are finished tight. but just a min ago i looked at the pages of the topics and it was like an epiphany.

CrAz3D

Quote from: Trust on November 05, 2007, 07:32:02 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on November 04, 2007, 11:22:41 PM
fuck.  matt.  get online.

me? haha I was only awake about 4 hours from 3AM Sunday-7AM Monday.
tsk.

Killer360

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