World of Warcraft Troll Joke..

[Joe]

Not all THAT funny, but its a good laugh.

I kill two dwarves in the morning
  I kill two dwarves at night
I kill two dwarves in the afternoon
  and then I feel alright

I kill two dwarves in time of peace
  and two in time of war
I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves
  and then I kill two more

[Blaze]

Thats more of a Poem then a Joke..

[Joe]

Its a /silly

[deadly7]

It's neither... It's lameth~

[Sidoh]

I'm sure you realize this, but it's making fun of a rap song (or whatever it is, I consider it to be rap).

The human male one about LOTR is way better than that. :P

[trust]

Sublime isn't rap, LOL.

That is a parody to "Smoke Two Joints" obviously.

[Quik]

It's not rap, but it's not originally by Sublime, either.

[trust]

Who's it by originally?

[Joe]

Heard something about it being jacked from a band. Yeah the LotR one is funny.

So, I have this idea for a great movie. Its about these two gnomes [short, like Frodo and Sam] who find a braclet [ring] of power, and they need to take it into the Burning Steppes [Mordor] and cast it into the Cauldron [Mount Doom], on the way their trailed by a murlock named Gothok [Gollum] whos obsessed with the braclet [ring], and nine Braclet [Ring] Boogiemen [Wraiths]. It could be a three parter called Ruler [Lord] of the braclet [Rings]. The first part would be called The Fellowship of the Braclet [Ring], the second part is a couple [The Two] towers, and the climactic ending, Hey! The Kings Back! [The return of the king]

[Sidoh]

I think just about anyone can get it without help. =P

[trust]

I think just about anyone can get it without help. =P

huh?

[Joe]

law0l.

[Joe]

Come to think about it, what race is Gollum considered? I know he was once a stoor hobbit, but the stoors weren't from The Shire. Hes clearly not a hobbit anymore.