Newby's an ass baby

[Super_X]

[18:42:17] Newby1337: my dad
[18:42:18] Newby1337: is an assfucker
[19:10:53] HolyMother0fGod: That's how you were born, wasn't it?
[19:10:58] Newby1337: Yes!
[19:10:58] *** Auto-response sent to Newby1337: AFK~ To the max!
[19:11:03] Newby1337: I am the ANAL BIRTH PROJECT RESULT.
[19:11:12] HolyMother0fGod: Figgured.
[19:11:16] HolyMother0fGod: So, what'd he do?
[19:11:32] HolyMother0fGod: (Haha, newby's an ass baby.)
[19:11:33] Newby1337: ANally raped a gorrilla
[19:11:56] HolyMother0fGod: I bet the gorrilla liked that?
[19:12:00] Newby1337: Sure did.
[19:12:04] Newby1337: That's why I'm here.
[19:12:04] Newby1337: :p
[19:12:09] HolyMother0fGod: hahah!!
[19:12:18] HolyMother0fGod: So, the truth finaly comes out.
[19:12:32] HolyMother0fGod: You should become a clown.
[19:12:34] Newby1337: ^_~
[19:12:38] HolyMother0fGod: Then you can be an Ass Clown

[Darkness]

LOL SO THAT'S WHY HE LIKES TORSOFUCK

[Newby]

You can see me being born HERE[/b]!

[Joe]

EL OH EL NICE TRY FREEK! (I almost fell for it too!)