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Started by Joe, July 31, 2005, 05:13:10 AM

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Joe

July 31, 2005, 05:13:10 AM
www.myfirstsexteacher.com

Gogo! The Mrs. Star movie is really sexy. Oh yeah, its porn. Downloading Limewire to get the full version right now! =)
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

trust

#1
July 31, 2005, 10:10:47 AM
You're a pron newbie. LOL.

Newby

#2
July 31, 2005, 12:28:07 PM
Old.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Ergot

#3
July 31, 2005, 01:09:21 PM
Joe I doubt you're 18+ I'm reporting you! :/
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Joe

#4
July 31, 2005, 08:14:27 PM
Have fun!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

Darkness

#5
August 05, 2005, 02:14:25 PM
lol he knows you're 14, named Joe, and that you live in Reedsburg, Wisconsin. Get ready for the pr0n p0lice to come visit your house :P

And since about 3 people live in every square mile of wisconsin, it should be easy to find you.

Speaking of wisconsin, guess where I'm going fishing this weekend.
(01:22:35) Newby: I am listening to 9989. Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver (0:07 / 2:37 320kbps)
(01:22:39) Newby: I am listening to 9990. Torsofuck - Worm Infested Anal (0:01 / 3:02 320kbps)
(01:22:43) Newby: I am listening to 9991. Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants (0:02 / 4:14 320kbps)

Blaze

#6
August 05, 2005, 02:59:22 PM
Quote from: Darkness on August 05, 2005, 02:14:25 PM
Speaking of wisconsin, guess where I'm going fishing this weekend.
Chicago!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Quik

#7
August 05, 2005, 03:19:59 PM
Minnesota?

I'm going there in a few weeks to go fishing. :)
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

Screenor

#8
August 06, 2005, 12:57:46 AM
Seen better in Cold Mountain, and that movie sucked. :-\

Seriously dude, Hentai > *

deadly7

#9
August 06, 2005, 02:20:17 PM
Quote from: Quik on August 05, 2005, 03:19:59 PM
Minnesota?

I'm going there in a few weeks to go fishing. :)

What city
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Quik

#10
August 06, 2005, 05:26:52 PM
Twin Cities.
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

Mythix

#11
August 06, 2005, 11:57:55 PM
Thats not too far from me! ~ 2 - 2.5 hours. Depending on how congested I35 is.
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce

deadly7

#12
August 10, 2005, 12:05:54 AM
35 is always congested, miffsex.

Also Quik, the Twin Cities doesn't help much. MPLS, St Paul, suburb, etc.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Mythix

#13
August 10, 2005, 12:14:57 AM
Quote from: deadly7 on August 10, 2005, 12:05:54 AM
35 is always congested, miffsex.

Also Quik, the Twin Cities doesn't help much. MPLS, St Paul, suburb, etc.

Until I get up to around MPLS its pretty good, especially early morning, if i'm heading up to cabelas.
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce

Quik

#14
August 10, 2005, 12:48:56 AM
St. Paul, duh. Anyway, how did a topic about porn turn into a thread about my vacation? ;)
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny
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