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Started by iago, August 13, 2005, 10:19:44 AM

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iago

Hosty Mush has a cottage on a well-treed lot in Northern Manitoba.  She keeps her lot in very good condition by fertilizing, pruning, and removing deadwood/broken branches.  however, she has a strange habit regarding her little forest.  Occasionally, she'll chop down a perfectly healthy tree and put it in a large pot.  She waters it and fertilizes it for a short time.  Then she grows tired of it and burns it.  Could there be any explanation for this strange behaviour?

trust

She's sending off a smoke signal.

iago


Blaze

The tree looked good(?:P) and she kept it as a plant, but then it grew to large, she used it as firewood.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

iago


Sidoh

A Christmas tree!  After Christmas ends, she uses it for fertilizer? :D

Blaze

Quote from: Sidoh on August 13, 2005, 01:07:23 PM
A Christmas tree!  After Christmas ends, she uses it for fertilizer? :D
Thats a great guess.  :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

trust

Is it a Marijuana plant?

Ergot

I was going to guess that, but Marijuana is a plant and not a tree.
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trust

Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2005, 02:00:35 PM
I was going to guess that, but Marijuana is a plant and not a tree.

But sometimes it's referred to as "tree" in slang, plus iago could have said tree to throw us off.

iago

Yes, it's a Christmas Tree! :D

Sidoh


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Joe

Another killing riddle. =p
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