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Oblivious
« on: December 10, 2004, 06:54:57 PM »
I was on the bus today.  I got on, it said "Santa Bus" on the outside.  Big deal.  So I sit down, and read my book for awhile, and about 20 minutes later I'm just staring out the window.  Eventually, something red catches my eye, so I look around.  It turns out that the entire inside of the bus (that I walked all the way to the back of) was decorated with tinsel and ribbons and instead of ads along the side it was drawings of santa by children.  I actually managed to go nearly a half hour without noticing I was in a brightly decorated bus.  I was amazed.

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Re: Oblivious
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2004, 07:03:39 PM »
omg Ron, you should see the doctor!

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Re: Oblivious
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2004, 07:28:12 PM »
What amazes me is that they do something racist like that. In Canada, go figure! The Jews should unite and overthrow the Canadian government.
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Re: Oblivious
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2004, 10:40:46 PM »
I was on the bus today.  I got on, it said "Santa Bus" on the outside.  Big deal.  So I sit down, and read my book for awhile, and about 20 minutes later I'm just staring out the window.  Eventually, something red catches my eye, so I look around.  It turns out that the entire inside of the bus (that I walked all the way to the back of) was decorated with tinsel and ribbons and instead of ads along the side it was drawings of santa by children.  I actually managed to go nearly a half hour without noticing I was in a brightly decorated bus.  I was amazed.
Maybe you had an epileptic episode with all that bright crap hanging around.  I think you blacked out and don't remember it :P

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Re: Oblivious
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2004, 01:18:43 AM »
What amazes me is that they do something racist like that. In Canada, go figure! The Jews should unite and overthrow the Canadian government.

Pfft, christmas isn't about race or religion.  It's about Santa bringing Presents!

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Re: Oblivious
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2004, 01:21:02 AM »
No, its about lightning candles for a week and getting a lot of presents, oh and spinniny the Dradel!!!

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Re: Oblivious
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2004, 05:56:58 AM »
dude what the fuck Christmas is about that bunny that gives you eggs and then you get the four leave clover , put it under your pillow, and recieve a magic jelly bean in the afternoon
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Re: Oblivious
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2004, 06:41:55 PM »
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Re: Oblivious
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2004, 09:13:39 PM »
Oh i forgot, I was thinking about an oven