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Hellen Keller
« on: September 25, 2005, 06:07:13 pm »
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
they left the plunger in the toilet

Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off the cliff?
you would too if your name was "eoooeoouu"
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2005, 06:22:43 pm »
If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?

Q:  Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A:  So she can moan with the other!

Q:  What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read?
A:  A cheese grater
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2005, 06:31:25 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on September 25, 2005, 06:22:43 pm
If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?

Q:  Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A:  So she can moan with the other!

Q:  What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read?
A:  A cheese grater

I like the masturbation one, hahahaha. The plunger one is my fav though  ;D
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2005, 07:29:18 pm »
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she is a woman.
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2005, 07:37:58 pm »
I have another one about how did they punish her.

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2005, 09:44:11 pm »
Quote from: Brandon on September 25, 2005, 07:37:58 pm
I have another one about how did they punish her.

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.
Rofl.

Plunger one/masturbation ones were also very good.
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2005, 03:32:16 am »
Quote from: Deuce on September 25, 2005, 07:29:18 pm
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she is a woman.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!  That's really, really good.  I'm going to use that now!
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2005, 01:21:11 pm »
This goes along with why they cant drive.


Why they cant work on cars.


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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2005, 05:05:09 pm »
Quote from: Mythix on September 26, 2005, 01:21:11 pm
This goes along with why they cant drive.


Why they cant work on cars.



That's so old, Mythix, god damn. :(
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2005, 06:09:03 pm »
It still looks nice. =P
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2005, 09:51:14 pm »
*saves in porn folder*
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2005, 10:50:47 pm »
rofl, Im sorry but huge ass fake boobs dont turn me on
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2005, 11:55:43 pm »
Those are condoms filled with water. =p
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2005, 01:08:59 am »
Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 27, 2005, 11:55:43 pm
Those are condoms filled with water. =p
Otherwise, fake. and why couldn't they be water balloons? Or even just plan balloons?
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2005, 05:53:05 pm »
What do these have to do with Helen Keller?
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