Since Joe quoted LotR....
I've always thought that this particular quote captured the essence of the human spirit and pride.
Have you ever seen it Aragorn? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze.... Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets? --Boromir
Then of course.... for funny quotes,
It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, anylisis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap! --Fat Bastard
Tex: Well let's go get this big thing of yours.
Tucker: Bow-chicka-bow-wow...
Tex: Oh shut up.
Church: Shut up, Tucker.
Tucker: Did somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow-chicka-bow-wow
Church: Tucker. Shut up.
Tucker: I'm here to lay some pipe. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Church: Tucker!
Tucker: So I hear you got sisters. Bow-chicka- who're twins! -bow-wow!
Church: Shut up.
Tucker: Hey, are you a model or famous actress? Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Church: Shut up!
Now kill all those fools. And those fools over there. And those fools. Leave no fool left unkilled. This army has a no fool discrimination clause, mwahaha! --O'Malley
Doc: You know, I really think we should try a NON-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely," and after the word "violent," include the phrase, "BLOOD EXPLOSION EXTRAORDINAIRE!" HAHAHAHA!
(about tattoos) You are a god damn idiot. I'd like to prove this mathematically if I may. Take your current age, now subtract ten years from it. Were you smart back then? Of course you weren't, you were a god damn idiot! Fact of the matter is, you're just as big of an idiot today, it's just gonna take you ten more years to realize it!
