Favorite Quotes PERIOD!

[deadly7]

http://www.keyurd.com/mythixisdrunk.html
;)

[xex]

<tennisgh22> i was watching this porn and the girl keeps goinng "see!!! see?!!!! seeeee?!!!!"
<tennisgh22> and i was like wtf see what?
<tennisgh22> but then i realized
<tennisgh22> it was in spanish :(

[MyndFyre]

Since Joe quoted LotR....

I've always thought that this particular quote captured the essence of the human spirit and pride.

Have you ever seen it Aragorn? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze.... Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets? --Boromir

Then of course....  for funny quotes,
It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, anylisis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap! --Fat Bastard

Tex: Well let's go get this big thing of yours.
Tucker: Bow-chicka-bow-wow...
Tex: Oh shut up.
Church: Shut up, Tucker.
Tucker: Did somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow-chicka-bow-wow
Church: Tucker. Shut up.
Tucker: I'm here to lay some pipe. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Church: Tucker!
Tucker: So I hear you got sisters. Bow-chicka- who're twins! -bow-wow!
Church: Shut up.
Tucker: Hey, are you a model or famous actress? Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Church: Shut up!

Now kill all those fools. And those fools over there. And those fools. Leave no fool left unkilled. This army has a no fool discrimination clause, mwahaha! --O'Malley

Doc: You know, I really think we should try a NON-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely," and after the word "violent," include the phrase, "BLOOD EXPLOSION EXTRAORDINAIRE!" HAHAHAHA!

(about tattoos) You are a god damn idiot. I'd like to prove this mathematically if I may. Take your current age, now subtract ten years from it. Were you smart back then? Of course you weren't, you were a god damn idiot! Fact of the matter is, you're just as big of an idiot today, it's just gonna take you ten more years to realize it!

[d&q]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. " - Dazed & Confused

[rabbit]

Go Myndy.

Why are there six pedals.....if there are only four directions!

Shutup you stupid tank; you ruined my life

He has not tried to bite me.....since the first time he bit me...

Tucker: [...]You're just so stupid that you're lagged behind so that by the time you hear something you think it's already happened.
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Caboose: That's not true--WAIT!

[Super_X]

"<Sede> Soon enough we won't be able to tell Canadians from real human beings."

and

"<Friday> ... what... the hell?
<Friday> Why do so many people have a + by their names?
<Sharkey> So that they can't be hurt by vampires. Duh."

[Blaze]

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Tex: Well let's go get this big thing of yours.
Tucker: Bow-chicka-bow-wow...
Tex: Oh shut up.
Church: Shut up, Tucker.
Tucker: Did somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow-chicka-bow-wow
Church: Tucker. Shut up.
Tucker: I'm here to lay some pipe. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Church: Tucker!
Tucker: So I hear you got sisters. Bow-chicka- who're twins! -bow-wow!
Church: Shut up.
Tucker: Hey, are you a model or famous actress? Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Church: Shut up!

I love the random inclusions of "Bow-chicka-bow-wow" in the new episodes. :)

Tucker: [...]You're just so stupid that you're lagged behind so that by the time you hear something you think it's already happened.
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Caboose: That's not true--WAIT!

I thought he said it was happening again before he said thats not true, or am I wrong?

[trust]

(21:49:13) Newby: [link to picture of Kristen/her ex-boyfriend]
(21:49:14) Newby: he's sexy

[Sidoh]

Hahaha, Troost.

[Newby]

Mis-quoting fag.

(18:13:25) Trust1337: I'm a pussy

[trust]

How the hell was that a misquote? You never corrected yourself or anything to make it ungay.

[Newby]

(18:49:45) Newby1337: he's sexy
(18:49:45) Newby1337: err
(18:49:46) Newby1337: she
(18:50:15) Trust1337: lmao

[Sidoh]

How the hell was that a misquote? You never corrected yourself or anything to make it ungay.

Trust man... you crack me up.

[trust]

Newby and I have determined that the "she" (if he actually sent it, maybe he's trying to cover this up after the fact) was lost and never received by me. Sigh.