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Started by Super_X, October 24, 2005, 08:55:52 PM

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Super_X

Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"

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GameSnake

The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.

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Quote from: Super_X on October 24, 2005, 08:55:52 PM
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
Hah, owned.

Quote from: GameSnake on October 24, 2005, 09:22:28 PM
The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.
So true... :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Newby

Told this to my friend's at school about a week ago.
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That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Super_X

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Quote from: Newby on October 24, 2005, 11:27:51 PM
Told this to my friend's at school about a week ago.

Awesome! I heard it from my cousin near the end of August at out family reunion.

trust

Quote from: GameSnake on October 24, 2005, 09:22:28 PM
The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.

The black guy and five of his friends then beat the shit out of the chink.*

Joe

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Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


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Quote from: Super_X on October 24, 2005, 08:55:52 PM
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
ROFL!!

rabbit

Quote from: Super_X on October 24, 2005, 08:55:52 PM
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
HAHAHA ROFL ~!

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


trust


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