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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2005, 11:53:22 pm »
Would it have to do anything with the fact that it's a Cruise liner, so it's probably screened all of the people on the boat for weapons?
I'm afraid not.

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2005, 09:24:10 am »
John was the assassin?
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2005, 12:25:26 pm »
He sure wasn't!

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2005, 03:19:59 pm »
Why would he fear for his life, if he already shot the assassin?
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2005, 03:48:03 pm »
Because he's a pussy. 

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2005, 03:54:09 pm »
The shots he heard were the ones fired at the assassin?  He was waving around because he was dying.  The gun he saw was the one the assassin had and dropped after he died!

Haha, that's so wrong.  :)

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2005, 04:55:13 pm »
Haha, that's so wrong.  :)

It's nothing quite so elaborate :-P

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2005, 05:44:50 pm »
Give us a hint, unless its too obvious. :-(
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2005, 06:06:08 pm »
He said he was sailing, and he was on a cruise ship. 8)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2005, 06:46:18 pm »
He said he was sailing, and he was on a cruise ship. 8)
Nope!

But the fact that he's been a sailor for 20 years IS of some importance..

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2005, 07:41:02 pm »
He said he was sailing, and he was on a cruise ship. 8)
Nope!

But the fact that he's been a sailor for 20 years IS of some importance..

Why wasn't he driving the boat?
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2005, 08:39:53 pm »
He said he was sailing, and he was on a cruise ship. 8)
Nope!

But the fact that he's been a sailor for 20 years IS of some importance..

Why wasn't he driving the boat?
It never said he was the captain. :P
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2005, 08:58:59 pm »
the front of the boat wouldn't be visible from a cabin door.

Pinnatus is a fish, not a cruise boat.

(by the way, he is obviously a shooter, not a terrorist, if he were a terrorist, he would have proclaimed in the name of allah, "Allah akbar".)
The douchebag method:
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2005, 09:00:54 pm »
the front of the boat wouldn't be visible from a cabin door.

Pinnatus is a fish, not a cruise boat.

(by the way, he is obviously a shooter, not a terrorist, if he were a terrorist, he would have proclaimed in the name of allah, "Allah akbar".)
Praise be to ALLAN! (Inside joke)

Well, the titans wern't a boat, yet the titanic cruise ship was named after them...
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Re: Tall tales
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2005, 09:17:25 pm »
the front of the boat wouldn't be visible from a cabin door.
It could be

Pinnatus is a fish, not a cruise boat.
Wow, really? I thought I made up that word.  Huh!

(by the way, he is obviously a shooter, not a terrorist, if he were a terrorist, he would have proclaimed in the name of allah, "Allah akbar".)
Whatever! He wanted to kill people! :P