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Started by Joe, November 16, 2005, 12:14:27 AM

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Quote[x86] Towelie: if joe=gay
[x86] Towelie: then exec {assrapingmonkey.cfg}
Joe: ERROR.
Joe: 1) Missing parenthesis around "joe=gay"
Joe: 2) You mean joe == gay, comparison, not assignment.
Joe: 3) Forgot the { at the end of the line.
Joe: 4) No then in C-Style languages
Joe: 5) system, not exec
Joe: 6) N space between system and {
Joe: 7) Pass arguments with ( ), not { }
Joe: 9) Configuration files are not executable
Joe: 10) You forgot your ;
Joe: 11) You forgot your } to end the if statment.
Joe: 12) TOWELIE SUCKS.
Joe: I'm so totally posting this on x86.

And that doesn't even mention that the configuration file isn't in quotes, and that joe and gay aren't defined. =p
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Blaze

Your an idiot.  It might be 11 vald errors in C, but much less if it was supposed to be VB.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Ergot

#2
Also featuring "Joe Tries To Count" and "Blaze Tries To Speak English".
Quote from: Joe[e2] on November 16, 2005, 12:14:27 AM
Quote[x86] Towelie: if joe=gay
[x86] Towelie: then exec {assrapingmonkey.cfg}
Joe: ERROR.
Joe: 1) Missing parenthesis around "joe=gay"
Joe: 2) You mean joe == gay, comparison, not assignment.
Joe: 3) Forgot the { at the end of the line.
Joe: 4) No then in C-Style languages
Joe: 5) system, not exec
Joe: 6) N space between system and {
Joe: 7) Pass arguments with ( ), not { }
Joe: 9) Configuration files are not executable
Joe: 10) You forgot your ;
Joe: 11) You forgot your } to end the if statment.
Joe: 12) TOWELIE SUCKS.
Joe: I'm so totally posting this on x86.

And that doesn't even mention that the configuration file isn't in quotes, and that joe and gay aren't defined. =p
8 comes after 7.
Quote from: Blaze on November 16, 2005, 12:16:56 AM
Your an idiot.  It might be 11 vald errors in C, but much less if it was supposed to be VB.
It is "you're" not "your".
It is "valid" not "vald".
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Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Towelie

yeah, who said I wasnt doing it in VB? ? ? :-P

Sidoh

Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=3770.msg38902#msg38902 date=1132156339]
yeah, who said I wasnt doing it in VB? ? ? :-P

You were mixing languages! :)

iago

It looked like 100% valid pseudo-code to me..

Towelie


Blaze

Quote from: Ergot on November 16, 2005, 01:03:41 AM
Also featuring "Joe Tries To Count" and "Blaze Tries To Speak English".
Shh, I typed that while half asleep.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Sidoh


deadly7

Quote from: Ergot on November 16, 2005, 01:03:41 AM
Also featuring "Joe Tries To Count" and "Blaze Tries To Speak English".
Quote from: Joe[e2] on November 16, 2005, 12:14:27 AM
Quote[x86] Towelie: if joe=gay
[x86] Towelie: then exec {assrapingmonkey.cfg}
Joe: ERROR.
Joe: 1) Missing parenthesis around "joe=gay"
Joe: 2) You mean joe == gay, comparison, not assignment.
Joe: 3) Forgot the { at the end of the line.
Joe: 4) No then in C-Style languages
Joe: 5) system, not exec
Joe: 6) N space between system and {
Joe: 7) Pass arguments with ( ), not { }
Joe: 9) Configuration files are not executable
Joe: 10) You forgot your ;
Joe: 11) You forgot your } to end the if statment.
Joe: 12) TOWELIE SUCKS.
Joe: I'm so totally posting this on x86.

And that doesn't even mention that the configuration file isn't in quotes, and that joe and gay aren't defined. =p
8 comes after 7.
Quote from: Blaze on November 16, 2005, 12:16:56 AM
Your an idiot. It might be 11 vald errors in C, but much less if it was supposed to be VB.
It is "you're" not "your".
It is "valid" not "vald".
YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!
It is "tries" not "trys."
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