Funny logs

[deadly7]

 [21:11:33.431] <DeadHelp> LOL
 [21:11:34.963] <DeadHelp>  [21:11:07.964] <To nes_rebel> did you run out of bots and keys?
 [21:11:36.165] <DeadHelp>  [21:11:12.801] <From nes_rebel> fuck u
 [21:11:37.366] <DeadHelp>  [21:11:18.770] <From nes_rebel> some keys got voided
 [21:11:38.568] <DeadHelp>  [21:11:21.944] <From nes_rebel> u fucking faggot
 [21:11:40.761] <Stealth@USEast> ROFL
 [21:11:53.550] <Stealth@USEast> System uptime 5 days, 19 hours, 23 minutes and 26 seconds, connection uptime 5 days, 17 hours, 22 minutes and 59 seconds.
 [21:11:54.150] <Stealth@USEast> gg
 [21:11:57.856] System uptime 11 days, 20 hours, 23 minutes and 14 seconds, connection uptime 3 days, 20 hours, 14 minutes and 35 seconds.
 [21:12:00.179] <DeadHelp>  [21:11:57.856] System uptime 11 days, 20 hours, 23 minutes and 14 seconds, connection uptime 3 days, 20 hours, 14 minutes and 35 seconds.
 [21:12:04.055] <DeadHelp> my x86 bot is up longer
 [21:12:11.666] <DeadHelp>  [21:12:08.852] System uptime 11 days, 20 hours, 23 minutes and 25 seconds, connection uptime 8 days, 4 hours, 47 minutes and 39 seconds.
 [21:12:16.643] <Stealth@USEast> I'd have more system uptime but there was a windows update patch
 [21:12:21.720] <DeadHelp> eww winupdate
 [21:12:29.712] <DeadHelp> it harms more than it fixes.
 [21:12:30.613] Skipped forwards.
 [21:12:40.036] <DeadHelp> andy, want to hear something funny?
 [21:12:41.158] Skipped forwards.
 [21:13:39.812] <Stealth@USEast> sure
 [21:13:56.276] <DeadHelp> This woman from Earthlink calls my house offering me high-speed 56k for $9.95 a month.
 [21:13:59.831] <DeadHelp> I tell her I'm not interested.
 [21:14:07.973] <DeadHelp> She starts babbling (and I'm watching that 70's show) and I'm not listening.
 [21:14:27.110] <DeadHelp> She asks me what operating system I'm using and I answer "slackware linux" because I'm installing it this weekend (NO PROJECTS BITCH)
 [21:14:30.345] <DeadHelp> And she's like "oh. ok."
 [21:14:34.972] <DeadHelp> She pauses for about a minute
 [21:14:52.206] <Stealth@USEast> rofl
 [21:14:57.774] <DeadHelp> and then she's like "earthlink highspeed is compatible with all kinds of Linux operating system. You just type this in BASH <insertmadeupbashhere>"
 [21:15:00.428] Quake)aS(@USEast was banned by DeadHelp (Ban Evasion).
 [21:15:00.488] Quake)aS( was banned by QuikHelp (Ban Evasion).
 [21:15:00.538] Quake)aS( was banned by God_Of_SlaYerS (Ban Evasion).
 [21:15:01.971] <DeadHelp> I'm like "That's not valid BASH"
 [21:15:10.983] <DeadHelp> She ignores me and keeps talking about how "great" it is.
 [21:15:25.454] <Stealth@USEast> they actually said that?
 [21:15:28.078] <DeadHelp> Yeah.
 [21:15:38.273] <DeadHelp> They have some special "software" with it
 [21:15:38.413] <Stealth@USEast> stupid
 [21:15:43.701] <DeadHelp> That will make me "be virus free forever"
 [21:15:44.852] <Stealth@USEast> why haven't you hung up on this person yet?
 [21:15:47.796] <TwiZzleR@USEast> =(
 [21:15:49.829] <DeadHelp> Because she calld back when I did!
 [21:15:50.851] <DeadHelp> called*
 [21:16:03.749] <TwiZzleR@USEast> Why was I banned on my other name?
 [21:16:03.850] <DeadHelp> She's like "Oh I'm sorry the line was disconnected."
 [21:16:08.146] <DeadHelp> Because you suck at life, don't interrupt.
 [21:16:11.160] <TwiZzleR@USEast> Sorry.
 [21:16:13.343] <TwiZzleR@USEast> Carry on.
 [21:16:59.019] <DeadHelp> Pretty funny.
 [21:17:06.890] <DeadHelp> She disrupted That 70's Show, the bitch!
 [21:17:19.328] <DeadHelp> I finally tell her I'll take your number and call you back and she's like "Ok have a nice day."
 [21:17:19.799] <TwiZzleR@USEast> Wasn't that great anyways.
 [21:17:25.327] <TwiZzleR@USEast> The old episodes aare better.
 [21:17:29.563] <DeadHelp> Shut up, I didn't ask you.
 [21:17:33.569] <TwiZzleR@USEast> My bad.
 [21:17:34.430] <DeadHelp> That 70's Show = awesome.

[21:30:29.294] <To nes_rebel> Now now, hasn't your mother ever told you to respect your elders?
 [21:30:41.441] <From nes_rebel> rofl, fuk my mother
 [21:32:21.415] <To nes_rebel> Now now, she's a very nice woman.
 [21:32:24.790] <To nes_rebel> I've had a few talks with her.
 [21:32:30.088] <To nes_rebel> You should really be nice to her, she's rather lonely.
 [21:32:45.029] <From nes_rebel> u wish noob
 [21:33:03.416] <To nes_rebel> You should ask her if she knows a Ryan. That would be me.
 [21:33:17.576] <From nes_rebel> rofl, keep dreaming noob
 [21:34:09.040] <To nes_rebel> I'm very offended. You're quite rude.
 [21:34:15.259] <From nes_rebel> blow me
 [21:41:43.113] <To nes_rebel> Now, is that a nice thing to say?
 [21:41:48.230] <To nes_rebel> I'm trying to help you here, I'm being a nice guy.
 [21:41:51.164] <From nes_rebel> fuck u

haha, the second log (whispers) is me to a guy that is loading SBs.

[Towelie]

lol, I like how the lady didnt know what she was talking about, but pretended to

[deadly7]

Yeah, that's the main gist of the log (first one).

[Blaze]

At least she tried, its a very hard business.

[deadly7]

 [22:53:51.306] <DeadHelp>  [22:52:36.910] <To nes_rebel> Hey, can you please root my Linux box?
 [22:53:51.677] <DeadHelp>  [22:52:50.129] <To nes_rebel> The IP is 127.42.529.163
 [22:53:52.899] <DeadHelp>  [22:53:36.135] <From nes_rebel> ill fucking root it
 [22:53:54.101] <DeadHelp>  [22:53:38.047] <From nes_rebel> gged
 [22:56:04.158] <DeadHelp>  [22:55:11.322] <To nes_rebel> SHIT YOU ARE A LEET HACKER.
 [22:56:04.258] <DeadHelp>  [22:55:18.352] <To nes_rebel> I BET YOUD IDN'T KNOW THAT 127.******** IS LOCAL IP LOLNEWB
 [22:56:06.651] <DeadHelp>  [22:55:52.391] <From nes_rebel> ?
 [22:56:10.216] <DeadHelp>  [22:55:55.044] <From nes_rebel> stfu noob
 [22:56:13.781] <DeadHelp>  [22:56:01.374] <From nes_rebel> im gonna own
 [22:56:16.165] <DeadHelp>  [22:56:04.007] <From nes_rebel> to late now

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[Blaze]

Hehe, iago taught me that.

[deadly7]

Hehe, iago taught me that.

I read it in my networking book, but iago had kept it in my brain (I somehow listen to iago more then I do books! )

[wires]

CeLSiuS: last time i played
CeLSiuS: i didnt have hair on my face
CeLSiuS: dude
CeLSiuS: i'm a fucking werewolf now
MysticBrolly 99: LMAO
CeLSiuS: my ass if as hairy as your head
MysticBrolly 99: LOL
CeLSiuS: my stomach and chest too
CeLSiuS: chest not so quite but
CeLSiuS: it's in the middle
MysticBrolly 99: lmao
CeLSiuS: kwolf aint got SHIT ON ME
MysticBrolly 99: LOL

[Mythix]

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(11:21:05) xTipsyTheGzax: well ima keep writing this
(11:21:21) Scr33n0r: you'll be the next Maddox!
(11:21:38) xTipsyTheGzax: y r u calling me somebody from icp